The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 2104
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  • Oh, but that did bite a piece off his derriere @Ma. I'd have loved to see his face when he saw that one.
  • Was @Hunnybunny talking about my typo on the word "analysis" when she said I was pushing it? Or was it the whole news bulletin that she had a problem with?
  • I Have No Idea @Pa what @hunnybunny meant by that. .I was wowondering that myself ?
  • @Kelani, do you have a link to that bad dog jerky story or was it on TV? Would be interested to read/view it even though I only feed my pups treats made in USA or baked by my Mom. You have to be careful, though, some brands that I thought made everything here, make *only* dog food here, and treats in China.
  • @Rat Yuck indeed. Surely she can find an interesting magazine somewhere.. :)

    @Kathy No hurricane's getting anywhere -near- my kelbutt. :) The real ones are kinda fun to sit through tho.
  • @Rat @Kelani -- Watching the video is actually fairly interesting. Just tell them you want to watch it yourself and be given as little anesthesia as possible, and definitely not be put under. I think you will be eventually, but in the meantime, it is interesting.
    You didn't say when it was scheduled. If you've never had one before, the preparation is by far the worst part.
  • WWWwwwHhhhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeee IGOT the one birder 60 points LESS than i already have
    WWWwwwHhhhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeee
  • Aww shucks Ma.

    Not something I normally publicize @Mvnla2. But I did say it was Thursday morning in the news bulletin. Not my first and I hope to watch as well. I take great interest in this body of mine. It's the only one I've got, as it is.

    BTW @Mvnla2. Since I'm on constant pain meds, I get to do extra preparation. Just the normal nasty prep wasn't bad enough????
  • @Kathy just google 'jerky treat recall 2014' several of the news sites have basically the same article. The ones I have mentioned from 7 years ago are Waggin' Train, and they also mentioned Milo's Kitchen then.

    I hate how if I buy a cheap plastic spatula, by law it's gonna show country of origin, but pet foods, treats, some packaged foods, produce, RX and non-RX medicines, anything you eat from the pharmacy? Not required. It's all made overseas anyway.
  • @mvnla2 You're not a fan of the Golytlely prep? :D After my first experience with that godawful stuff, I told em next time I'll live off chicken broth, water and Miralax for a week, but I won't take that crap again.

    Yep, @Rat is in for an explosive experience.

    From the first line of the Rx info: Drink 1 (8 oz) glass every 10 minutes, until the rectal effluent is clear or 4 liters are consumed.

    That stuff could un-bloat the Pig.
  • @Rat, wow 75K after 1st shot on BR-17, that's impressive. The most I hope for is 70K though I think I once (and only once) had 72K. So "Eggy" bounces back to the boat. Did it hit the very top platform with the flag (which would imply higher trajectory), or the lower platform with marmo on it (which would imply as flat as possible trajectory)?

    FWIW, I was rather confused by the news bulletin. I thought you were taking a jab at one of us and called us "The Colonoscopy." It didn't make sense though.
  • @Kelani, you see what me having an avatar has done now? You've started confusing me with Kathy.
  • Da plane, da plane @fenikus.
  • @fenikus not my fault they look like twins :P

    @Rat after that prep, Cyclone Ratisbac will also become the first S. Atlantic tropical system where 100% of precipitation falls from -inside- the eye.

    Ok, I'm out of laxative jokes for now.
  • I hate saying this @fenikus. I hate when others say a version of it. But my thumb twitched at release so I don't know if it was high or low. I was shooting for low, but I don't know. A screen shot would have been great about now. What I do know is that I ended up with two perfect shots.
  • @Rat what'd you do with bomby? the usual underwater, explode when he pops up in that cavity at far right ?

    @fenikus if you aim high enough to hit that flag, I think that overhanging box stops you from getting the egg in the gap.
  • I thought it fit into the news bulletin perfectly @Kelani. Ha ha Surely you're not letting me off the hook that easy.
  • @Kelani I was having better luck with letting bomby come up, hit the apex, and then fall back to the cavity. But, again, I'm not positive which approach I used on that shot. Most likely the first one. Aren't I just a wealth of info on this one? I normally tell you how many pixels up or down to shoot. Sorry.
  • Pa My trouble with #17 it's the Stupid WB she won't drop her egg where i want it!!
    WWWwwwHhhhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeee
  • @mvnla2, I watched live arthroscopic surgery of my right knee. Now that was a good show! Those torn pieces of meniscus made my life hell for years and it was so satisfying to watch them being taken out.
  • @Ma My best scores came when I dropped the egg just before impact. As far right as possible. Tell Robert to have a talk with Eggy. I'm sure she'll listen to reason then.
  • Cool @fenikus. I've often thought of going to the hospital just to watch surgeries. Will they let you do that these days?
  • o.k thanks @Pa ;) all birdies Listen When Robert speaks;)
  • @Rat I was the same way with bomby. If I detonated at the apex, that top right marmo always seemed to do a backflip and live. What happens after you hit the apex varies. Sometimes you fall, sometimes you penetrate the wood a bit and get stuck for a sec. That blasts that marmo into another zip code. Dropping down a bit is how I got my 1?3 score.

    I'm letting you off easy? Have you ever had a Golytely prep? Knowing what you're in for, any further torment would be cruel. :( Let's just say "Destruction you can Depend On" will take on a whole new meaning.

    edit: View surgeries? Since HIPAA, you're not even allowed to know a surgery is scheduled.
  • @Kathy You can also count: *fling* 1,2,3,4 drop. If you hit the wall when you say 3, you know to drop at 2 next time..or count faster :)
  • I tried that @kelani she's just stubborn!
  • @fenikus -- I'm hoping I don't have any surgeries requiring anesthesia, but it's an interesting idea not to be put under, but be allowed to watch.
  • @Kathy mean ol bird :(

    @Rat @fenikus Have either of you tried switching up the birds? Bomb straight into the left side of the red platform. Detonate when it falls. Then White underwater? I dunno how well bomb works in that spot, but if you egg when White's ascending from the river, you can get a double smack on that right side. May be fun to try once I get sick of failing to improve my score.
  • Do you know if you come up under the boat right under the pile of stones you can still knock everything down and get up to 74k on first bird? that'd be great if WB would then give up her egg on the same round!
  • @mvnla2 - they did give me something but it didn't put me to sleep (I insisted that I wanted to watch and they were not opposed at all). It was quite uncomfortable while the surgeon was initially drilling holes in my knee, but once he got in, I mostly felt nothing. They did "turn off the lights" (i.e. put me under) before the show was fully over because they said the last part would be too painful. It was a good experience overall.
  • Ackkkk I Insist That they put Me Under Completely before any invasive (foreign object ) is insetrted into my body Anywhere! !
  • @fenikus I'm all for watching other surgeries awake, but I want to be knocked out for my own. There's too many reports of people requesting partial/delayed anesthesia waking up in mid-surgery. You feel all the pain, but can't move or speak. I'd rather not see the inside of my colon than risk that. :)

    @Kathy 74k?! I've never gotten above 65k on that first shot!
  • The Magnesium Citrate wasn't too bad @Kelani. And the pills...no problem. But tomorrow I have the GoLITELY solution. Not looking forward to that. I've tried to drink it twice in my life. Once successfully, once not so successfully. In my defense, I had a migraine the second time. It made me severely nauseous.
  • Hmm. only 65k on ipad too. Wow, I'm turning into an American @estar with all this playing on 2 devices at once.
  • @Rat I don't envy you. What sucks is there's another product, Natulytely or something. Same thing, but with actual identifiable flavors and less salt. Docs never RX it, you get stuck with the awful generic "lemon" flavor. Anything using Magnesium citrate as a flavoring is bad news :)

    What -really- sucks is you could mix miralax with mineral water and accomplish the same thing with no bad taste. Ah well, at least they decreased the salty taste.

    I've had that prep 3x and have yet to get through half the dose. My stomach's just not that big. Same problem with those 96oz pineapple-flavored barium shakes.
  • alright I've got 75650 on my first bird! ! Deep Breath ... OB a strong marmoset killer please some nibble for Robert. ..*Breeathheee I'm going in..*
  • And. ............*She CHOKES *
  • Are you flinging at 17 Ma? 75k is awesome if it doesn't include other things like the chain and vase.

    Edit: Heck, it's awesome with the vase.
  • yep pa #17 I didnt get the vase just a bunch of stones on the right.I did notice I came up more to the left side of the opening and let t drop little second before exploding? idk this level is wacky !!
  • At least for a little while I have a top score again. I was the only one in the BP river crowd without one.
  • That's how I was the most successful with bomby Ma. Let him drop back down after he loosens things up.
  • @Kelani, how come you didn't tell me tonight's challenge is Rio? Guess what day it is? Woot woot!

    Edit: Good level, too. I can use some improvement on it.
  • Uh oh! I just burped and it smelled like the air out of an old tire. Yuck! I think something is happening down there.
  • thanks @Pa after i read above you saying that then I started waiting. m thanks the the tip.. otherwise that stupid monkey uptop feither flies off with your 5k .or he jumps in spot of the other one.. I've been scoring better since you mentioned that; )
  • @fenikus because I was busy playing it! :D I'd say I suggested it, but every time I do that @Karen68 shows up outta nowhere and claims it ;) I wanna hit 2.6M, but this a fun level.
  • uhmmm I coulda done without you sharing That Pa lol:)
  • @Rat a tire? not that salty ocean-y breeze smell? Has your Ratticane gotten lost in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_garbage_patch
  • Sowry Ma. At least I didn't tell you what it tasted like.
  • can't talk im on to something. .bbl gotta fling
  • lol ya thanks for that Pa..
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