The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 1996
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  • Hey @Pa @TomPuss @mvnla2 @theanonymoussomone ;)
    Tas I hope your enjoying your break; ) the ferocious five is a name we made up me Kimmiecv , Karen68 sweetp and bird-addict. As you probably know Kimmiecv and I started a'quest' to cconquer SW after we finished flinging through SW twice trying to get in top 100 per level top 10 overall we decided to move our quest to seasons; ) we invited whoever wanted to join us also now we are on gggl (go ggreen get lucky) although the 'get lucky'Part seems to be missing lol.
    @TomPuss i didn't realize you were flinging with us ;) welcome and good luck
    Pa hahahahahahahahamwwaahaha No Way in Slingtown are we gonna get very far ahead! ! I can't believe your still not feeling well:( how's the missus ?
    OB I'll havea son upper please Crap I hit my little microphone but accident and it won't let me erase lol make that SunUpper please lol..
    Off to fling!
  • And The Princess Strikes Again haha I should really start checking the page#so i dont keep changing it..oopsy well i guess that comes with the crown I really really don't do it on purpose I swear !! Lol its kinda uncanny..
  • The official trailer for my app is here!

  • @AngryBirdsSpaceMaster Congratulations! !! Can you make that into a link?
  • WoooHooo OB break out the Cristal and the non-alcoholic bottle please
    Our Very Own ABSM is now officially a famous app developer; )
    This call for celebrating! !
  • Oh never mind is working now @AngryBirdsSpaceMaster ;)
  • Awesome! ! Great teaser!!
  • @AngryBirdsSpaceMaster Yippee! Congrats!
    @Kathy Not competing on gggl - how could I? Just trying to catch up a little. . .
    I really think you should suggest the cassowary to Rovio, it's a great idea for a new bird! And more fun than Stella.
    Nyt nyt @all xoxo
  • @AngryBirdsSpace(Cartoonist) WTG, May your app make you enough money to upgrade your equipment. I know it's torture hoping Grandmas' X-Mas check will get you that new phone or pad.
  • *sets up baskets of earplugs on all the booths, on the bar and on the table near the door*
    Early prep for whine Tuesday ;) have a great night all♡♡♡♡
    *reluctantly Places Flashlight on @kimmiecv favorite booth* feeling like a child who doesn't want to go to bed but know is for my own good lol.. night night Pahtnah ♡♡♡♡
  • thank you for setting out the earplugs @kathy, @princesspagechanger! Have a good night and sweet dreams!

    @tas, Congrats on finishing your app! You must be SO proud and excited to be launching it soon!

    @TomPuss, so good to see you've joined us in GGGL! It's not a contest, we're just revisiting to improve our old scores, and maybe get into the top 100 for each level. Don't worry, it's not a contest and I hope by flinging with us, you'll be able to finish that episode and improve your previous scores.

    We're hardly moving very quickly, @rat9. I average about 3-4 days on a level, so I'm not going anywhere fast! Besides, with your excellent flinging talent you'll soon be bypassing me before I realize it! Sure do hope the weather cooperates so you can start feeling better soon!


  • Please use your earplugs @everyone...it's Time to WHINE!
    Wwhhhhiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeee...wwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee!!
    4 days on the same level, REALLY?? Die you swine, DIE!!!!

    OB, I'd like a double shot of Jack and a PigKiller please. Gotta go, back to flinging!

    BFNIMCBIDK
  • @SweetP How do I say this with utmost tact and kindness? The most direct hurts the least when you yank out a tooth. How about quick, direct and hopefully painless. I passed you in ggggglllll back in February @SweetP. Sorry, thought you knew. I haven't played much in March because of the lousy weather messing with my pain levels. Pass me back while I'm distracted. That would teach me not to beat up on women.
  • @rat All money is going towards college funds. I have other methods of saving for things I want to by, and this will be a good investment for the future.

    Also, the app is free with IAP's for all those wondering.

    Nothing more than 50¢ though.
  • Stay in school @AngryBirdsSpace(student). They may teach you how to spell "buy" by the time you use that college money. lol
  • Woo Hooo The blood results are in!! And everything is NORMAL ;);)
    Even my sodium levels are up right where they should be..still at the low end 134 but the First time they have gone into the normal range haha how ironic I don’t eat for 12 hours and they come up normal. .hmmm…
  • And im still stuckon gggl level 6
    WWWwwwHhhhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeee
    OB I'll have a Sunupper please the sun is shining is a good day; )
  • Hi everyone & earplugs in!
    WWWWwwwwWWWWhhhhHHHHhhhhIIIIiiiiIIIInnnnNNNNnnnnEEEEeeeeEEEE!!!!
    ... and OB, please, an extra large portion of chocolate covered ice cream cake.

    It's just that ... everything's pretty miserable ATM :((
  • :( @Annifrid why so miserable? I thought you are on school break should be happy
    Sorry for late reply. Bf bday out for drinks and appetizers. I'm the only sober one getting crap for my driving. .ackkk Don't step on the gas" uhh duh if i don't we aint moving fun fun. .
  • OH MY GOD @rat9 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT
    I try to use proper grammar when I write on here... ;-; WHAT HAVE I DONE
  • Roflmao haha @AngryBirdsSpaceMaster hee hee busted by/buy the ratl9; )
  • @Annifrid -- Hope everything gets better soon! Care to share what the problem is? Maybe not, but good wishes anyway.
  • Just don't let it happen again @AngryBirdsSpace(Author). We expect more from our published writers. lol
  • @rat -- I guess you saw the PM. I can't figure out how to get rid of this message, which apparently I didn't send.
  • Yaay @Kathy! Good to hear your tests came out normal. So now, doesn't it feel good you went and got it done?
    OB, please break out the Jack for @Kathy. *clink* *clink* Here's to your good health!

    @Annifrid, where are you flinging? Hope the AB goddess hears your WHINE and brings you luck!

    Haha @Rat9! I doubt I can pass you by, given the amount of NO luck in these horrid levels! Oh, which reminds me...please put your earplugs on!

    WHIINNNNEEEEEE...WWWWHHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE...
    WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    Ok, now I feel better. Hope that worked (a little bit) for now.

    Well OB, I don't think the Jack is doing my flinging any better. I'll have a slice of dutch apple pie ala mode and a mug of black coffee please?

  • *clink * @sweetp ;) yep glad its over. .I still have a few promises to keep though. .still not over yet.. is o.k we'll get through it together that's what friend's do♡♡♡♡♡
    Gotta turn in the flashlight though bed time for me..
    *Places flashlight in @kimmiecv special safe fir when she has aless busy day. .miss ya Pahtnah I hate Monday and Tuesday but probaly not as much ad you. .hope it wasn't to rough on ya hope to see you tomorrow. .but Wednesday is my late day. .maybe I'll catch ya in between♡♡♡♡♡♡¿¿¿
    Nightly night all happy flinging. .
  • Have a good night @Kathy, sweet dreams my dear friend! (((hugs)))♥♥♥

    *hangs up sign* GONE FLINGING

  • Wow slow night in the nest! ! Happy Hump Day everyone! !
    Have a fantabulous flinging day; )
  • Hell @Kathy @all
    Uber busy today (cleaning, ugh) and tomorrow (guest for lunch). BB when I get a moment. Love and hugz meanwhile xoxo
  • OB I'll have a PigKiller please level 7 is just plain crazy i tell ya crazy. ..
    Press E2 on the jukebox and poof back to flinging*
    @TomPuss hope your cleaning day went well and you enjoy the visit tomorrow; )
  • @all -- Talk about a slow day. A lot of mine was spent on taxes; ugh! : (
  • Ikr @mvnla2 its getting pretty slow lately:(
    How did the tax day go ? Hmmm probably a dumb question seeing as you said ugh!!
    I still gotta do mine. .I cannot find the instruction booklet anywhere! ! I have the forms but iNEED the tax table and instructions I do know how to do them but it changes every year. The post office used to have them free but they don't even do that anymore. The state mails it out but Federal you can't find! !with all the taxes we pay/they want you think they could provide the instructions!
  • Winds right now are 30-40 mph with gusts up to 60 mph. We've had rain days, snow days and cold days this year, why not have a wind day? That would be pretty funny if school was closed for wind
  • My power just went out twice, won't be long before it's out for the night
  • Lol @blahalb09 a a Wind day I've never heard of.. unless of course the power goes out! ! We have heavy rain atm.. still to warm for snow thank goodness; )
  • Ooos lol @blahalb09 I tpyped at the same time lol.. that's no good power going already. .:( be safe!!
  • @Kathy--I had a couple of wind days while I was in school. We called the wind that closed the schools Tornado's.
  • @Kathy -- Have you tried using one of the tax prep programs, like TurboTax? I think there are several. Makes life much easier, plus you can file electronically.
  • Just found out theres a ground stop at reagan national airport due to high winds, I've never seen that happen before
  • I haven't tried that @mvnla2 is it free? I refuse to pay someone when i can do it myself for nothin..
  • Hi Pa;)
  • @blahalb09 what's a 'ground stop' ?
  • Hmm self explanatory I guess lol..the planes are grounded?
  • @kathy a ground stop is when no planes can land or fly out
  • Ohh I see @blahalb09. .hmm what do they do with the incoming flights already in air?
  • @kathy they redirect them or they circle around the airport, depending on the situation and the duration of the ground stop
  • Thanks @blahalb09 interesting; )
  • @Kathy They have the tax tables and the instructions for the different forms online at IRS.GOV.
  • Ok thanks Pa ;) what a pain in the butt..I gotta get on the computer; ( I like the good old fashioned booklet and hard copy...ya ya I have a printer. . But a pain in the ass I like the booklet. ..haha ..
    Anyway is about that time..One More Fling and why even bother level 7 is stupid!
    OB One more PigKiller. . I'll be back with the flashlight soonn..
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