The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 1508
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  • @Bird-addict they are going to follow me anywhere I go!! :( did you see JLZ-666s flying slimy snail!! I'm DOOMED!!! :(

    Hello @ibird welcome to BP! If we don't scare you off tonight it'll be a true miracle!! ;)
  • @kim Well, I guess you may have to adjust to them. Night @birdaddict!

    Hey @iBird. How are you today?
  • Goodnight @Bird-addict! I should be following you! 3am but I'm wired for sound and can't stop thinking those slimy suckers DON'T NEED A MATE!!! Aaarrrgh!!!!!
  • @kim Ask @rd to help you to make a column for the BP, called Kimmie's Snail Tales ;)
  • @iamMighty did you know you can go to Starbucks and they will give you coffee grounds for free (used of course!)
  • Really? There are various branches of Starbucks in India though I have visited them only once or twice I guess.
  • LOL I do that now!! None of you are safe!! :D
  • @iamMighty - I pretty fine. Had a bad start for the week, but it's getting better :)

    Gosh, I really didn't know that snails are so irresponsible! And what makes it even worse is that they don't need a mate. I'm shocked O.O
  • @Lisko Same here. Had a bad cold for a week, but feeling better now.
  • Lol, here's a poem about snails to make you feel um...better.
    Slimy and slippery,
    Snails are such fun.
    Slowly they move,
    They can't even run!

    They eat lots of plants,
    And all of the flowers.
    Munching away,
    Especially in showers.
  • OMG I've only been gone 2hrs & it looks like @birdaddict has lost the plot & @kimmie will be having nightmares!! Here's what I sent her to send her off to sleep ;)
    http://youtu.be/27gG7xaLTqY
    @ibird hi!! You've entered a nut house.......welcome!
    I really shouldn't be here :( sweet dreams Kimmie & birdaddict;)
  • Hello @JLZ666. How have you been?
  • @kimmiecv ,@iammighty , JLZ666 Hi all i'm new to ABN
  • Heehee another comedian in the house!! Good one @iamMighty :D

    Hahaaahaa IKR @JLZ-666 and I think we scared poor ibird off! Poor guy never made it past Hi! Oh and I think cc-jolly may have run for the hills as well! :D

    Ok I gotta get some sleep! 9am is coming for me and once again I'm not going to be happy when I wake up and Ive got to work on top of it!! Assuming I can sleep after seeing a slimy snail FLY back to my house!! :O

    @iamMighty it was awesome to see you again! I'm sorry I didn't ask how your cold was :( I hope your feeling better!

    And @lisko my manners have flown into the mulch bin after the slimy snails! I'm so sorry for your loss, I know how hard it is, I've not got any grandparents left alive and it's a tough thing to go through. I hope the laughter helped a wee bit!

    Good night everyone! Have a great Day/night and Thanks for the laughs!! :)
  • @iBird Oh ok. Hope you're having a good time here. If you need help we all are here.
  • Orange Bird is always here for your needs in the BP.
  • I know you are @ibird and I hope you enjoy the nest!! I'm sorry you came in on such a nutters night! But then that's somewhat normal when I get going!! ;D Sorry to meet and run! Do be sure to read page 1 so you can be familiar with the rules and such here in BP! Have fun!! :D
  • @iamMighty Thanks, I've used ABN six months ago but I get an account today :D
  • @kimmiecv Thanks, Its okay, good night !
  • *sigh* It took long time for me to learn the rules for how to get avatar and finally I got it after reading instructions
  • Nice avatar there. Just go through Page 1 for the details of BP and have fun here :)
  • @Kimmie - Don't worry, I'm feeling better already :) It helps when I know that this was what she wanted. She was in a lot of pain for the last years and she they had to transfer her all the time between home and hospital. The last trip to hospital was last thursday when she fell and broke her hip and we all knew that they wouldn't let her out from the hospital anymore. It's better that she just slept away and doesn't need to suffer anymore.

    Like that wasn't enough, some as*****s vandalized one of our cars on sat-sun night. They had jumped on the roof and hood and now the car is at the garage and they are trying to find out if it's worth fixing...

    Good night @Kimmie, don't let the snails bite :D
  • Hi @iBird! Welcome to ABN and the BP. Not clear what time zone you're in, but if you're still here, or next time you come, your drinks and food are free on the house for the first day. You can order from the menu on the 1st page or anything you want (but no poultry, please). OB is the bartender, and the Blues are the waiters. You need to be over 21 years old to order alcohol. The BP is run by the @team, who don't seem to be here right now.
  • @kimmiecv and @all, just popped in, I too have tears running down my face. I've got a vision of trillions of snails, in a huge slow moving heap, Kimmie's house atop of the mound, Kimmie with straitjacket on as the medi team try to lift into a helicopter, and fly her to the loony bin. And the snails are signing snail songs and reciting snail poetry.
    OB an orange juice please, and a tissue to wipe away the tears.
  • @Hunnybunny - LMFAO!

    *Okay Linda, stay calm, stay calm, stay calm*

    No it doesn't work. It seems like I've got two options:
    1) Laugh myself to death
    2) Go to the loony bin with @Kimmie

    It's been totally crazy day in BP xD
  • Mumsie peers in through the window - doesn't seem to be anyone here! Pops head round door - sees OB but holds her hands up to ward him off! Nothing right now thanks, feeling really grotty at the moment - only popped in for my shawl!
    OB dashes over to Mumsie's rocking chair and picks up the shawl, oh no, what was that noise? Oh darn the bottle of wine Mumsie took from @JLZ the other night and hid in the shawl is now a mass of broken glass and liquid on the floor!
    So sorry OB - he is such a sweetie, he just gave her the shawl and tenderly led her off the premises and watched her 'poof' home. Then went back in and asked the blues to bring out the dustpan and brush and put some warning signs up!
  • @Mumsie please come back in, I have a quilt waiting, a very good chair, you know the type, well padded, high back, you'll just sink in. Comfy, comfy. OB will bring you whatever you want. Something hot, with honey, lemon, a little warming snifter. And we can laugh about snails and plot their downfall
  • Well, it appears our power up protests worked. So what do I say? MOAR PROTESTS!!!!
  • @iBird Welcome! Glad to have you here! :)
  • Good night all, I hope you all follow my example in having an extremly great night:D
  • @Angermanagement Congrats! That's a very special badge you and @Kinkykiwi got! I was wondering when the next round of badges would be awarded. Thanks for letting us know.
    My congrats to all is the Badges and Rank group.
    BTW, when I got Certified Nester, I was so happy / proud that I showed it to my husband, who probably only tried to understand what it meant.
  • @iBird I am new too! Wanna be friends?
  • Oh! How the creative juices flow. For those interested. I have finally resumed work on the BirdMan Story. Chapter IV has just been finished.
  • Good morning @all! Wow, I'm feeling so good right now :D Sun is shining and we went out with the little terrorist. The snow has already melted from one of my flowerbeds and I could already see some green in it! My son went totally crazy an started running aroung the yard repeating "kukka, kukka, kukka, kukka..." (kukka is flower in english) :D Gosh, I just can't wait that the rest of the snow melts away and I can go and plant some new flowers :D

    Btw. is there somewhere a thread about ages? There is the seniors -thread, but I'm not going to step there just yet, well not in 12 years if the limit was 40y? :D

    Now that I got the Jedi badge, I think I'm going to start working on Back to school. Still missing almost half of the stars...
  • @lisko - it's a great feeling isn't it! Spring has sprung!
  • @Mumsie - It really is! Especially 'cause the winter is so long, dark and snowy here. It's so nice to see sun and how snow melts and everything starts to grow again :D
  • Hi Ripsy - cool I gather the kids slept well then!
  • Good morning OB - I just wondered do you ever amble into other forums ? You don't - oh that's good! Why is that good? Ermm well it's just that often there s a lot of idle chit chat, especially in Nominate & Congratulate, & I'm sure you get enough of that here!
    Anyway must dash - got to go & be a sound recordist this PM. I'll have an Americano to go pls.
  • Good morning all, and a huge congrats to all of you with new badges!!!! Cheers!!!!
  • Afternoon, @sunshine (or Morning for you), and thanks for the congrats, I am exceptionally proud of my new status as a Certified Nester, something about seeing my name in bold along with all of the ABN greats makes me smile:D
  • @angermanagement I'm happy for you! :)
  • Thanks, @sunshine, hope you all have a great flinging day, I'm off to play my favourite game for the next 2 and a half hours, enjoy:D
  • @angermanagement congratulations on certified nester, you deserved it.
    @lisko we have cold winters but luckily not very long. Enjoy nice weather with your boy. Do you have white nights where you live?
  • @Cosmo, I wanted to let you know I made your cookies for a neighborhood get together, and they were a smaching hit!!!!! Thank you so much for sharing!! ;D
  • WOW @sunshine I am so glad to hear.


  • Not a crumb was left. I had a lot of fun making them. :)
  • Ahhhh @sunshine this song brings a smile to my face & hope to my heart! Thank you! I'm getting desperate to shed the layers & feel the sun but it's just not happening yet. It's one step forward 2 steps back with spring time at the moment :(
    OB sorry to interrupt your private moment with @mumsie,I really have no clue what she's talking about ;) could I have a double shot espresso to go please? Cheers ;)
  • Put that on my tab and I will have the same, please.
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