The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 2893
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  • @kathy The storyline of the song is that a married man is having an affair and needs an excuse to get out of the house to visit his girlfriend. So she calls him at home and he pretends that it's his boss Mr Peters asking him to come to the office urgently. We hear both sides of the conversation, the wife only his.

    @ixan57 Love the rabbit ad! How's things in the frozen North?
  • @TomPuss wall to wall clear skies, its beautiful until you step outdoor.
    We should be ok for the (no) snow being on the west coast of Scotland. Glasgow.
    However the feel like temperature to be between -8 and -15 over next few days.
  • @TomPuss can't say that i have ever heard of roy drusky. But right away associated the style with Jim reeves. My late dad was a avid fan of Jim reeves.
  • Lol love the Bunny Ad! Looks like I got a Blue Rinse!
    It’s about zero here, no snow, but freezing winds and possible snow later in week
    Yuk
    Booked a holiday in Lanzarote today, twenty two days to go for sun!
  • @ixan57 Me too, me too! Love Jim Reeves!
    Adios amigo!

    https://youtu.be/ucvcoWMFmW8
  • xLol Love the Bunny ad @ixan57 !
    ahhh @Tompuss I figured that much,, but was confused a bit with the same voice doing both sides of the conversation!
    Its 50° Here and sunny,, quite damp though with a breeze if the water, to me it's chilly!@Gumby will probably say it was a Beautiful day lol!
  • @Gumby Wwwaaassssuuuppp???
  • @all Federer and friends Boys Band! Love all! ❤

    https://youtu.be/RZ6VNQM3ycU
  • @TomPuss Thanks for that link! I especially loved the video bomb insertion.
  • Happy Birdday @trishohara
    Hope it was a good one xx
  • Happy Birthday @Trishohara , Sorry i couldn't find a better for you , I've messed up Estars storage area so badly I'll never find anything down there and uhmm, errr,, jeesh neither will she at this point..
    Hope you had a wonderful day!
  • Holy Snow @Hunnybunny
    We are getting Hurricanes Force winds and flooding, luckily we are far enough from the water that we won't get flooding from that, but may due to the heavy rains!
    @Gumby hope you safe,,i would Not want to be driving in this crap, hopefully it doesn't change to snow but they just said it's gonna!
  • tpphh tppphb @Heyyougetouttamyway .. c'mon lil'guy I know I've been neglecting you, but you've been doing pretty good on your own, Im sure the lurkers have their eyes on you.. but anyway here I am, sorrry I've been a liitle low as of late.
    (he squeaks "Damn she's back" ) no matter
    Hop up into your bed and close those little eyes , * gently places a kissed hand on his liitle forehead 'nighty night lil guy and sweet ☆☆☆☆☆
    Nighty night @Pa ♡♡♡♡
  • @hunnybunny Close your eyes and think of Lanzarote!

    Hang in there @all beset with bad weather. .
  • Thanks @Tompuss Weather has settled here,, still windy and Cold,, I'm praying for Spring,, this is getting depressing!
    Good news though, got word from @Lesleyg She may pop in, Bolo!!!
    OB the place looks great,, please have Lesleys favorites on hand.
    heyyou ? how ya doing lil' buddy sorry I've been neglecting you i know, but your warm and cozy and safe be happy, did @ixan57 bring v WanderingStar by this morning? Hope he's not out filandering with that Filly???
  • @kathy no wandering star, he snowed in. Can't get the stable door open.
    Been sub zero temperatures for a week
    4 days of snow and blizzards 14" mean depth drifting 4 feet
    No public transport for two and a half days
    4 days of 12hr shifts clearing snow manually. No machines
  • @kathy wandering star will be over tonight with sleigh at the ready.(a chance for them to make a few buck's. Probably more than Jim the prices they charge)
    He can stay a while if that's ok with you
  • @ixan57 Well, our white stuff has gone now but it was much the same as yours! How about drinking up that Irish beer I sent round on Thursday? Plenty left, snow keeping the patrons away. .

    @kathy One for the little guy:

    Rolling Stones: @Heyyou get off my cloud:

    https://youtu.be/RoUa4dIcO50

    From "The Snowman": "Walking in the air":

    https://youtu.be/ubeVUnGQOIk

    xoxo
  • @ixan57 And some ladies singing just for you:

    The Henry Girls: "Mr Snowman":

    https://youtu.be/bzSOwlc30PA
  • Thanks @TomPuss will share with @gumby. Oh the stones. There is a drink called Scotland's other national drink IRU BREW will see if I can find the snowman advert
  • Good afternoon all :D
    @Tompuss thanks for the tunes, I caught the little guy dancing his heart out!
    @Ixan57 WanderingStar always welcome, sure they can go out and earn their keep using that sleigh!
    Drinks on the House!
  • Bottoms up as they say
  • @ixan57 Great! An improvement on the original!
  • *Whistle* . C'mon you two ragabouts time to round it up!
    Your beds are all made up, I expect to check back in shortly, you both best be snuggled in!
    10 minute...
  • that's it boys.. nighty night.. do what your supposed to do
    Nighty night @Pa ♡♡♡
  • A reminder of SUMMER!!

    From New Orleans: "Percolatin' Blues":

    https://youtu.be/dfuHwPtVQOc
  • Oohhh @Tompuss summer Sweet sweet summer! Wherefore art thou sweet sweet summer...
    Nighty night Sweet Lady ♡♡
    Heyyou get your arse into bed ☆☆☆
    Nighty night @Pa ♡♡♡♡
  • @kathy WASSSSUUUPP
    @hunnybunny you left my car out in the snow :(
    @tompuss @ixan57 YO long time no see
  • @gumby it’s my car, until I get my green chauffeur
  • @Gumby Wwwaaassssuuuppp!!!
  • @Ixan57 I'm so sorry!! i included Lesley in our chat not realizing you weren't friends, I'm staying a new one right now! please forgive my mistake!
  • Good night all, Thanks @Tompuss putting my headphones in now to listen to the sweet music :)
    Nighty night Sweet lady ♡♡♡
    Heyyougetouttamyway hop up into your bed, close those little eyes * tucks the lil guy in snug as a bug fixes the covers up and places a kissed hand on his liitle forehead * sweet dreams lil guy
    Nighty night @Pa ♡♡♡
  • Now where did I leave that horse. Been that hecktic recently as a result of that weather constant work work work, don't know if I'm coming or going. Back to normal. Here horsey horsey. Ah I give up. OB a nice cool lager and drinks for all of whom walk through the door.
  • Wonder how jules @jlz666 got on she's about 30mile ish from me but got the snow alot worse than me and we just back to normal.
  • @kathy Two for sleeping:

    One with snow:

    https://youtu.be/3jcuKJAkMsE

    and one for summer:

    https://youtu.be/1W4lj7w28Os

    Nighty night @ixan57, @gumby, @all
  • Hi All!! Nighty Night @Tompuss , Thanks for the tunes :D
    @Ixan57 sorry about WanderingStar,, i sent Him and the Lil guy out for some firewood! they should be back soon!
  • Accjkk @jlz-666 Remind me to look myself in the Avatar before i go telling you! is freaking March, the Pats lost the Superbowl and I still had my uniform on!
    hopefully I'm back to myself!
  • @ixan57, @gumby You might appreciate the lady's dress in the first video. . .
  • @TomPuss that first one reminds me of my ballroom dancing lesson that got cancelled due to the weather. It was case of: SNOW SNOW, THICK THICK, SNOW.
    My jokes are getting worse than @bernersenn 's
  • Hello guys,

    Heard my name.
    @Ixan57 my jokes? What jokes?
    Lol
  • Exactly what jokes @bernersenn
  • Promised: the next time I see a joke worth sharing, I will share it
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