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Wow. @3rdpagechanger in a row. I'm on fire.
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@Kelani, now that I re-read Danno's post on level 3 (not 4, we had it wrong, see what a good night's sleep does?) I think we got overly excited about thinking that his bonus birds were added to his previous highscore. I think it's a classic case of DCB -- here's what he added later:
"Let me better explain what I meant. I looked away from the screen on my iPad. When I looked back, all marmosets were gone and score was 90,150. I didn’t realize that the level hadn’t timed out yet and did a 4 finger swipe to post my 3 star score. When I returned to the app, the level timed out and added the 20,000 points for the remaining birds."
This sounds to me like the game added 20K and he swiped before it went to the "Level Cleared" screen, then came back and the birds were added again. Do you agree? -
@fenikus Funny, Danno's post doesn't make any more sense to me after sleep. :P
The way I interpreted it, one of three things happened:
1. After 2 birds, he had 70,150. The extra 2 birds got counted, making 90,150, but it didn't go to the Level Cleared screen? He leaves to post, comes back, and then the level ends? I don't think so. After bird count, that screen pops up instantly.
2. He somehow actually got a legit 90,150k 2-birder and left the app to post it in the delay before the birdie cheers and the 2 extra birds were counted. When he came back, they were counted and the level ended.
3. *cough*bull$h!t*cough* Notice how his power-up selector is open? Show me a no-power-up player who doesn't close that every time it opens. Also, a few of each have been used. Coincidentally, they would be perfect on this level. In this scenario he got tired of failing, so he did 2-3 shots with super seed, TNT drop and sling scope and got 90,150k with 2 birds. After that, who cares what really transpired? :P
Since the level ends right after birdcount, there's simply no time for him to see 90,150 onscreen, decide to go post it, and swipe out of the app before Level Cleared appears. So either he saw 90,150 onscreen a few seconds before birdcount, or he swiped out in the 1 millisecond before Level Cleared appeared, or he just used power-ups.
I'm an Occam's Razor kinda guy, so I just don't know. -
Hi @Kathy, looked in my rearview mirrow, what did I see?
Hello you pub tigers, have a nice evening -
@Kelani, in any case it doesn't seem like 90,150 was his old highscore before that 110K run. Last night we were working on a theory that bonus birds on both his and yours improbable scores were result of bonus birds being added to a previous highscore and not actually double counted.
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Hey there @bernersenn…lotsa things happened on the River while you were sleeping. Go check out BP-press website for more information.
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@fenikus, BP-press website? Where is that? No good idea to goto sleep, or?
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@bernersenn I think he means the previous page or two :P
Hey, @fenikus and @bernersenn . Did you guys get a your scores on #10 with the 1-birder moonshot? -
@kelani, yes we did - http://angrybir.de/1nsNi7e, just count the remaining pigs.
Laugh, now it's your turn to sweat, as I (still) do on the levels 6, 9 and 15. -
@bernersenn Nice shot! There are no remaining pigs, though :P I've made peace with Level 6. The only ones still killing me are #10 and #19. The only ones I sweat over are 11 and 15, though. Every time I refresh the board I look for missing trophies :)
I didn't know you guys had been playing High Dive too.
Anyone notice how right after I got 480 points behind @Rat his score jumped 890 points? :) He must have learned telepathic flinging last night. -
@kelani, high dive was fun, ended up in a real right - at the end @fenikus did win (again).
What the hell is that about BP-press? I read the last 2-3 pages and can't find any shocking. The Dole story is fake, I assume.
Btw you don't have to sweat about your highscores - yet. You will in that case receive an email about a new sherriff. Believe me, that's not wanted mail :P -
Hello friends, long time no see.
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@angrybirdsfanguy348, have a nice evening here
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@bernersenn Unless I imagined all of it, there are more fake news stories by Rat, fenikus and others on the last few pages. New sheriff, eh? Like I needed another reason to avoid checking email :D Unless someone beats me with a secret better-scoring strategy, I think I can improve those scores a bit if needed.
What I'm much less optimistic about is getting a good 1 birder on #10 and #19 in the next month. If I can't, I'll be a hypocrite and demand my real #17 score be allowed so I can stay competitive. :p -
Hi there @bernersenn, how are you?
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@angrybirdsfanguy438, I'm doing well. Can't remember ever spoken or write with you. No problem, for all there has to be the first time. How are you?
@kelani, don't bother my friend, these scores are like concrete. (However, concrete - bombbird). Actually I gonna have an issue soon - battery has still 33% left, shrinking rapidly -
@bernersenn Yes, I believe it is our first time meeting. Nice to meet you, and I'm doing fine.
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@bernersenn, I was joking around with that BP-press website thing. @Kelani is right, just look few pages back and find these not-so-fake "news" bulletins. It may be more than a couple pages back though, business has been booming at BP lately.
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@fenikus, you naughty boy, you were kidding me. Argh, had to read all that crap.
Something different: I played the challenge today, really hard to play these old levels. No glitches, no jokes. That was old scool flinging. Weird enough, this was the start of my addiction to the AB games -
Breaking news from BBC London
In North and South Carolina there appears to be war breaking out between a rat and a princess from Hawaii. The BBC correspondent, Mrs H Bunny, has learnt from a anonymous source in Boston, that no one knows why the Hawaiian princess ended up in North Carolina. Another source suggest the princess may be looking for a "cute girl".
However, a Serbian national, relocated many years ago to the USA, has suggested that the Rat has now undergone an extensive plastic surgery, to disguise his evil intent towards marmosets, and now appears as a Maine Cooney, affectoinately known as "Robert, the rabbit killer"
Police advise that the general public should not approach Rat or Princess Lelani as both have evil intent to kill marmosets, obliterate nice little planets somewhere in Space, and pose a threat to banana suppliers everywhere .
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@kelani, to look it good, uh? What do you mean, better a fine girl as and old man? In that case you're right.
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***SPECIAL REPORT ADDENDUM***
"Rat's Woes Further Complicated by Legal Trouble"
BP-press special investigative report addendum
BP-press just picked up on KNN wire report that Rat is being sued for slander by Dole Packaged Foods (NYSE:DOLE). Only a day after the special investigative report on Rat aired last night on 11 o'clock news, Rat's situation seems to be getting even worse.
Ironically, the word about defective banana crates from Dole were first spread by Rat's arch nemesis Fenikus. We reached out to Fenikus for comment and this is what he had to say:
"They ship these plastic containers that look like banana crates. They hide them well and only a few were discovered so far on a couple of levels. It makes you wonder, however, how many of these fake crates were not found and what this is doing to Dole's profit margin.
I never meant for all of this to happen to Rat. I really only just wanted to win Blossom River badly. He is a great flinger and my thoughts and prayers are with him and I wish him full and speedy recovery." -
@bernersenn to make the top 5 look good, all BP patrons. :)
@hunnybunny I thought my attorney "Juan Birder" was good, but that was excellent! :) I'd love to see the news editors' faces if that story showed up on AP/Reuters. -
BBC news update
An ex-Serbian national has now been revealed as the true leader behind the gang of marmoset hunters.
On his move from Sebia to the US, he failed to mention he was abducted by smugglers, landed in Brazil, chased across an airfield, to a market, disguised himself as an Hawaiian princess at the carnival, and a Dutch correspondent saw him lingering at a beach volley ball contest. This reporter has inside knowledge as to why he may have lingered. Than he ran through the jungle, into a smugglers den, did an high dive into blossom river. He's still on the run. Catch him if you can
Mrs H Bunny reporting from Rio de Janeiro -
BBC news update
A lady in Boston has come forward to defend "Rat, the Marmoset killer"
She categorically states that marmosets have been plaguing her for months, and quotes "Mister Rat has helped me sooo much in my desire to rid myself of them, their grey fur that shreds all over my house, their creepy, striped tails, and the nasty smell they give off after they've swam in the river. If only he had a solution to rid me of spiders."
Mister Rat was unavailable for comment -
Wow The BP press has been busy today! ! AND we got a report from the BBC !! Awesome job congrats to all our investigative reportes;)
I pparticularly like the Story about Danno Screenshot! ! Yes it seems we must have a PU user in our midst. @Kelani @Fenikus I think this story needs more investigation!
And Poor Mr. Rat9 getting it from all directions First Dole and Now SWDNF has betrayed him and the ASPCA is after him?
And we have a missing persons report! What Bunny? never saw her ohh I mean -
Mrs Bunny hops away, again.
Real life overtakes mainly for the next three weeks. And it's all good stuff!
I'll post, if, and only if, I get a really good score in BR. Seems unlikely, but you never know.
Good night Robert the Bunny Slayer, Lelani the Princess, Fenikus the Rio God, and all the other BP BR flingers.
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