The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 2064
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  • Kathy can you hear me…hello...This just in, this crew was just attacked by a mob of angry marmosets while trying to return to the studio. I regret to inform you that our cameraman was viciously mauled and is in critical condition.

    @Kelani, sorry for the delay -- see above. So far the best I got with 4 birds was 128,280 with definitely 5K worth of visible debris (remember, some of the stones fall into water). I have no reason to doubt that 153K is achievable. Just make sure to tell Slim if you approach him about this that you think only one bonus bird was double counted as that would be something new to my knowledge.
  • @Kathy when I saw "birds lacking liftoff", I swore you were about to launch into a Birdie Viagra commercial :P

    Ok, I've officially declined to post my score and left its fate up to the nest. @Rat you can stop sobbing in the corner, you're still big bad #2 :)
  • @fenikus hope you don't mind. I referenced your 147k score. I was playing around with 4 birds and did get 130,010 once. It's still a stretch, but who knows what lies under that murky water?
  • @Kelani, I don't mind of course. And kudos on your post in walkthrough, well done.

    Btw, what is the 3rd DCB score in BR? Levels 4, 19, and…?
  • @fenikus I thought 20 was one also? Could be wrong. Glad the post works. I'll be able to sleep tonight :P

    I just remembered something. My first shot was too long, so I detonated bomb underwater. directly below those two vertical wooden legs you need to take out. It still knocks the structure down, even through the boat hull. I'd gotten my 145k the same way.
  • @fenikus ..*tap microphone** omangrybirdsgodess* 'gulp* I'm sorry my transmission was cut those mangy marmoset must have got into the uhnm technical stuff..
    our thoughts are with our cameraman and thank goodness you made it out alive!
  • Hey @Kelani, I just noticed something on your screenshot. Isn't it weird that 163,480 is exactly 20K above your previous highscore?
  • @fenikus oops, gramlord got that mythical 0-birder on #20
  • Hey !!! That's what happened to Danno his score was Exactly 20k above what he says was on his screen when he went back! !
  • @fenikus that is unusual. Hmm.. I don't usually believe in coincidences, but it's AB, so who knows :p

    btw I had to post an addendum for when someone notices my 145k score and sees that 143k on the screen :P
  • What @Kelani! ! 0 birder on #20 *faints in disbelief*
  • ! by jove @fenikus I do believe you've got it.
  • @Kathy yeah gramlord says the marmosets committed spontaneous suicide. One will occasionally clip a box and you get 2250 points, but short of something falling on a platform so they both slide off and die trying to climb back up, I don't see how it's possible.

    @fenikus Good eyes. You might want to post that somewhere. Maybe it's forgetting the current score and just adding birds to your previous score?
  • Ha! Maybe @Rat will hire me as his investigative reporter after all ;)
  • We Must Hold Our Positions BP RatPack Fantastic Five! !
    Less Talk!! More Fling!! Points Points Points get them wherever you can Lets Go!!
    uhmmm I gotta go to sleep in 20 minute.. soo ermm tomorrow Lets Fling Let points points points..
  • @fenikus Hell, if he doesn't, I will! You may have just solved one of the biggest mysteries in ABdom. Maybe now Rovio can fix it and end the abomination!

    @Kathy have you and the other Rolling Qwertys been doing crack again? :P I think you're good for points for today. We just need @SweetP and @hunnybunny to catch up and we're set. If 7 of top 10 are BP denizens, it'd make a great advertisement for the place.

  • woot. If SP and HB join us, we can be the Magnificent Seven!
  • Wait a sec, @Kelani, I just read Danno's post:

    "I had 2 birds left when I was done because I thought I had an acceptable score of 90,150. I came to this site to enter and when I went back to the game it tallied up the remaining 2 birds. I was completely shocked."

    It's not really clear to me if he means that he thought his last run was a bust and he went to ABN to enter his previous highscore. Or that he thought last run would bring him 90,150.
  • Ok, I'm tired. I'm going to re-read this tomorrow and see if it makes sense then (it usually does after a good night's sleep).

    Good night @all
  • Well @Kelani don't count your marmoset before they give the 5k.. but with people like gramlotrd (talk about gang affiliation) and danno and bryonjames AND the Van damn brothers Not to mention *he who's name will not be spoken* you aint been around these boards long enough to know.. that they can mop the floor with the likes of most of us..@rat9 @fenikus @bernersenn excluded. the rest of us. .chewing tobaccy and spit us out!
  • night @fenikus keep those investigative eyes rested;)
  • night fenikus. @Kathy I'm gonna have a present for you when I wake up tomorrow.

    I dunno all those people, know some of their scores (I thought Van Damn was bro/sis or husband/wife) but all our scores are awesome and we have this place for moral support if the bad guys catch up. I figure as long as mine's in Rat's neighborhood, I'm not going down too far. You'll be there by the weekend :)
  • I haven't run away. Just had things in the real world to do. My maid/cook is in DC this week.
  • But I think I'm going to pull a Kathy and use this nice soft keyboard as a pillow. I'm tired.
    Night Ma
  • Night Pa ♡
  • But before I go get my hour of sleep let me say, @Kelani, I'd post the high score.
  • You are right @Kelani I'm just being pessimistic:/ We'll hold the episode or go down fighting/flinging; )
    I gotta go to sleep now too. .
  • we will stand By you whatever you decided @kelani ;)
  • wb @Rat I have a present for you in the works also.
  • @Kathy Aw. That's sweet. I posted already. Leaving it up to the Powers that Be.
  • The only reason I got upset about the Anchors Away glitch scores was that they were capable of totally skewing the leaderboards by themselves. My score of over seven million is a good example. I'd need only that score to be in first.
  • omg good night it was 1:01 one minute ago now 1:11byeeeeee
  • @fenikus got it right in his report. I'm a has been, old news. Scratch that, a never wuz. I have got to get some sleep. See y'all in a little while.
  • @kelani I can open it.. and gives option to save..ya uhmm pm it to me; )
    night. .love it;) gotta go really i b tired puppy in the morning m
  • k got it nope that one didn't work..
    Byeeeeee
  • I'm just pragmatic when it comes to those scores. If a high score is only reachable by 1 of 300 players, why should the other rest bother? Even if your flinging sucks, believing you can win is part of the fun. Hell, it's what Vegas was built on!
  • not true Pa.. your the Master..if not for you I wouldn't be where i am! !
    get some rest. . me to
    night Pa
  • k. nighty ratguy and kathygal. I'll PM ya
  • @Kathy wasn't my friend! I give her link tomorrow.
  • Hello? Anybody still here?
  • Good Morning All! !
    Have a Fantabulous Flingin'Day! !♧♧♧♧♧♧
  • ********************************************BREAKING NEWS************************************************

    Hi. I'm A. Rat, your Bloated Pig News Team's roving reporter at the scene of what can only be described as Marmoset Mayhem. Scuba clad marmosets continue to emerge from the river bringing wounded with them. Massive pieces of debris are scattered in and around the river.

    Princess Lelani's repeated bombing of the Level Seventeen Stronghold late last night resulted in the destruction of what must have been a secret underwater Marmoset facility. Now it is nothing but rubble. Little is known about this facility at this time. But we can now confirm that the PIGineering firm based on Piggy Island was the contractor. The structural debris floating to the surface of the river has their company logo stamped on it. The PIGineering firm is currently under investigation for numerous EPIG failures.

    The marmoset death toll is unconfirmed. ABN administrators are currently evaluating the number. Princess Lelani claims the death toll is thirteen. Ten at the Level Seventeen Stronghold and at least three from the underwater facility. Since this reporter doesn't speak Marmonese, I've reached out to Dr. T. S. Long of the Newbie Translation Project for help. We should have a better understanding of the scope of this horror once his translator arrives.

    Stay tuned to Bloated Pig News for future developments.

  • Oh crap! These breaking news are really disturbing -- I wonder if this is the beginning of "World War M"???
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