The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 2039
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  • @TomPuss I almost missed ya! Night night and have yourself some sweet dreams too!
  • Hey hey hey sweet @estar! We're here at the same time?!! Don't understand the blurb you're talking about with the boys but love what you're all doing! Hubby is watching so gotta be quick ;)
    Night @tompuss! Sweet dreams X
  • @estar You just gave me a nice idea for an AB clone: Sexy Birds! I see cute little cartoon birdies in swimwear, but the British probably see something quite different. :)

    Videos are so much better than: "hit half a bird above the second brick next to the third pointy leg on the fourth or fifth structure's floaty storage shed that looks like a drunk penguin satellite dish thingy"

    I actually referenced your Danger Zone 22 video in my email to rovio about shots PC can't make.
  • @JLZ yeah I believe so, ain't that sweet? Awww Hubby of JLZ look there a fling monkey!!
  • @Kelani WHahahahahaha yup vids are so much better, but on the other hand your written strat does hold the potential of people cracking up, where as my videos don't really have humor... just one does I believe, the one with the exploding rafters in Piglantis, but other than that, nope I don't think anyone would LOL over my videos... but with such a description it will be hard to not laugh.... haahaha the description of things that are so tiny and Rovio invented, we don't even know what they call it, and even more so, when I do have a name for it I have to translate the probably non existing Dutch word into a non existing English word hahahah
  • Oh @kelani how close you are...."sexy birds"? LMAO!!!! Don't you think so @estar?!
    Hubby getting mighty PO'd at me being here *sighhhh* even though I'm talking to his Dutchie! There's a debate about independence on (again) so I'd better go :(
  • @JLZ Awww sad to see you leave and IKR telling it was me should have been enough hahahaha, talk soon hon and dream a little dream for me when it is bedtime ;)
  • @estar I remember the Piglantis one! I want to make one doing Terence screech above piglets and making them jump out into space. The best thing about videos: they don't require any intelligence! (err..to USE, not make :P)
    I am not kidding. Anyone even getting near the "Submit an alternate strategy?" checkbox should have to read this popup:

    Dear ABN User. Thank you for submitting your strategy! We love strategies! In order to improve quality control and reduce the high number of smashed devices, please craft your strategy to be simple yet descriptive. When you finish, go find a random 5-year old kid. Read it to him. If he looks confused, you clearly have more work to do. If he screams for his mommy, run like hell. If the police become involved, call your lawyer. If your trial goes badly, don't worry; you now have 10 to 20 years to practice writing better strategies.
  • ackkk I can't even begin to catch up lol!! but i looovve seeing 37 messages in my inbox haha..the good ole'days!!
    hi everybody
    @e-star @Jlz666 ( I almost slipped on that)) ((((((hugs))))
    OB I'll have the usual; )
  • Yeeeeeesh an argument is brewing here! Bloody independence:((((
    Nighty night @estar See you in my dreams babe!
    Time for bawbaws peeps XX
  • Nearly missed you @kathy! Night night sweetie!
  • I have no desire to get mixed up in that @JLZ so I do not envy you! Good luck and happy bawbaws xxx
  • happy bawbaws;)
  • Haahaaaa! @kathy (((hugs)))
  • @kelani Whahahahaha I would love for that pop up to be there, but one one condition, you will be the one making a new one every week... It will make me want to post a strat every week, just to see what you cooked up :D
  • Hi Kathy!! [[[hugggsss]]] done with work?
  • Leave me alone!!!!!!
  • yep @e-star Yippeee yahooo works done! !
  • hahaha nice try shh jlz666.. night night
  • @estar if it means never having to see the words "thingy, whatzit and whoozie" again I'd write one every day. I bet if someone looked, 50% of my posts would be strategies, and 50% would be explaining other peoples' strategies :P

    I'm proud of that last one, so I'm gonna save it. Thank you, afternoon espresso!
  • sorry to be a popper. . watching my soap opera !!
  • JLZ who needs to leave you alone?? you know we will never do that right? Will keep haunting you... even in dreamland ;)
  • Aww ya sure @kelani ?? I do get some giggles from the thingy's next to the whatchamacallthem... granted they don't provide the best solution to those in need. But it does give you a great way to show you capabilities as a good strat writer and more importantly the capability of deciphering those comments ;)
  • Enjoy you soap @Kathy!
  • thanks @e-star ;) sorry like i said. . but i couldn't resist popping in and see you and shhhh JLZ666 hee hee (((((hugs)))))
  • ooopsy!! didn't mean the @ .. hopei caught in time; )
  • Always go to bed on an argument ;)
    Night all!
    Squeezy hugs to Kathy and estar XXX
  • @Kathy @rdnzlrips82 -- Any other Android users out there:
    I'm hoping you have played a decent amount of AB SW II, so that you can open B2-10, but haven't collected the coins from the Galactic Giveaway yet. Before you do anything, please record the number of coins you currently have and take a screenshot(s) of level B2-10 (zoomed all the way out, and zoom in far enough to see the coins) and count the coins. There should be one below and to the right of the slingshot, one hidden in the vegetation at the right base of the sling (hard to see), and one below the second triplet of pigs from the left. There is one report, with no screenshot (darn) of a second coin below the pigs. Watch to see how many coins pop out when you hit them, and see how many were added to your coin count.
    Any help much appreciated. Screenshots from multiple devices even better. Thanks!
  • night night @JLZ see ya tomorrow! [[[huggs]]] no scoot, before the argument becomes something bigger.

    @Kathy happy to have draw you in the BP anytime! I will be off to dreamland not long from now, enjoy your evening! [[[hugggs]]]
  • Hey @mvnla2 I see you are busy as ever, I wish I could be of assistance ... but I don't have Android WITH SWII and I a don't want to spend money and b don't want to AB-onise Hubbys phone :D
  • sorry @mvnla2 I haven't even open absw2 :(
  • I agree @kelani I have been there from time to time, needing to have my iPad up close while I read every word to the letter and glancing back and forth from my iPad to my computer screen and still not figuring it out.
  • @e-star ermm.. why you up soo late? get to dreamland young lady! !
  • oohh yeah '' almost forgot is Tuesday !! thanks @Sweetp for putting out the earplugs
    get ready everyone coz BR16 is really getting me!!
    WWWwwwHhhhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeee WWWwwwHhhhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeee WWWwwwHhhhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeee
  • @Kathy BR16 is easy. Whatcha having problems with? I'm fighting with BR2. Guess the magic has ended.
  • nooooo @Kelani the magic Never ends; )
    I'm having trouble with that second shot. .I'm aiming right straight at the front but not enough collateral damage.. I'm sitting on 166k :( what's the trouble in 2?
  • alright then @Kelani I finally got a decent score on 16!!
    moving right along.. now this Is only my first pass;)
    OB drinks on me please and I'll have another PigKiller; ) ty your the best OB; )
  • @Kathy apparently the secret is to whine? :) When i played it, everything on deck blew up, then the over-the-top points came from floating debris banging around.

    2, eh, just can't get into it. It's the shortest 1-birder in this episode. so the wash-rinse-repeat is a lot more frequent. I skipped to 4. Trying to get above 98k.
  • lol @Kelani I am also the Queen of the WWWwwwHhhhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeee heee hee
    I've been asked to give lessons actually and have gotten admonished a couple Times for errmm.. slightly over doing it in walkthroughs hence Whine Tuesday; )
    crap now i forgot what i was gonna say.. that's what i get for tooting my own horn..
    *scratches head deep in thought*
  • ohhhh I remember but i think i already told ya.. last night before i went to sleep. .I had 'one last fling'in level 2 and that's how i improved. . just a wild fling..I still have a little more catch up to do..
  • @Kathy I knew you were Queen Whiiine 3 months before I ever met ya. The walkthroughs are like a shrine to you :) Dunno why it works, but it does.

    BR2 feels like beating your head against a cinderblock, glad it's terence's head.

    Grr. someone just knocked me back to 9th. All I need is 1,500 points to hit 6th.

  • hee hee I'm famous;)
    grrrhhh I hate when that Happens! ! just when you get close someone comes along and flings you out! I've moved to 17 and. .. WWWwwwHhhhhhiiiiiinnnnneeeee! !!
  • @Kathy you whined to Rat about BR4 and he helped you. Do you remember what your first shot was like?

    *waaaaaaaaaaaaah* more of a wail, but let's see what happens.
  • uhmmm level 4? let me peek ;) brb
  • ohhh yeah...I remember it well. . don't shoot at the blue glass!! that's all I got:(
    follow video. . the second shot was my tough one..I don't even have a good score there Yet...
    hmmv are you trying to distract me ?
  • I've been flinging flat, just leaving too much junk on that side. The #2 shot, I can clear the whole right side. Can't get above 97k. Need at least 100 to move up a few spots.

    Naw, not trying to distract. just remembered your whine in the walkthru and hoped you got some good tips from mr. rat
  • well most of the comments on that walkthrough are about ME and i got confused and was aiming for the blue glass. .Pa told me not to do that. . and just aim like video. .so that's what i did. .I could use a few more points there also. .hmm sorry idk:(
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