The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 1581
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  • Everyone has their dizzy blonde moments, @kimmiecv:)
  • I'll take 'em! Cook? Did you say he cooks? I'd love to have a live-in cook. Love my hubby but I won't let him near the kitchen. I used to think it was all a ploy on his part so he wouldn't have to pitch in. But no, he's just that bad when it come to preparing food. He makes great fruit smoothies but that's as far as it goes. So I'd welcome some kitchen help. And there aren't any snails in this part of the country so sis will have to find something else to mess up, lol. Is she any good with cleaning? Sigh, nice while it lasted but I know that by tomorrow (or next year) you'll forgive her and beg them not to leave.
    I think it's funny how you let these snails murder your plants, ruin your yard and do so much damage but you're not willing to send them to the big snail yard in the sky. On the other hand you're ready to take evil Jodi out, and she's never left any of her slim trails in your yard.
    Thanks for the late night recon story. Sorry your back is paying such a price.
  • Sorry, Kimmie, don't need another sister. Mine lives 4000 miles away, but can still make me scream in frustration with a six word email (she always knows best on family matters, but is never around to actually DO anything)
    But your story made me cry with laughter
  • @Bird-addict He cooks but he also eats you out of house and home!! Nothing's safe from that stomach! It's a wonder he doesn't weigh 600lbs as much as he Can put away!! Never seen anything like it!! :D he won't do dishes, in fact neither of them will! Oh hey hold up I'm trying to sell them off aren't I?! Ummmm nix that last paragraph consider it me ummm still recovering from the trauma of having to clean up the slimy snail mess!! Yeah yeah that's the ticket!!!

    @hunnybunny are you sure you don't want another one?? She's a twofer!! Can't beat that kinda deal!!!!!

    @Bird-addict I can't do it!! Killing a psycho wench yup I've got that covered! No prob!! But nope inCant kill critters! Just can't!!! :/
  • Oh hey @Bird-addict Jodi may not have left a slimy trail in my garden but she sure has left a slimy trail in my mind!!! Just can't shake how badly I want to see either the gas chamber or the electric chair reinstated just for her!!! Not one iota of remorse, NONE! She'd do it again only go running to the police afterwards?? Really?? Yeah I'm buying that one!!

    Ummm did I mention that the stuff KitKat came up with for my fountain cleaning wasn't working so I had to put bleach in it again??? Sigh................YEP BUBBLES AGAIN!!!!!!!!! But hey I didn't blow anything up @mvnla2 :D
  • Good night everyone!! Have a great day those of you that applies to!! :)
  • @Kimmiecv -- Oh, dear! Thanks for the update on the snails. The rest of us are enjoying a good laugh at your expense, but we also really feel for you. I, too, already have a sister, so don't need yours. : ) Anyway, I think you really need yours (including hubby). Since it will be a new day when you read this, and hopefully you will have recovered, I hope you will realize that a sister who is willing to help on snail recons is a pretty good deal, even if she messed this one up. Perhaps you can very politely show her how lid on garbage can needs to be secured. Maybe you can even enlist her hubby in the recon effort.
    Good Luck!
  • OB rushes over to help Mumsie into theBP - she is bent over and the tears are flowing freely - it isn't til OB gets to her side that he realises she is helpless from laughing at Kimmies recon! Mumsie sits in her rocking chair and is sitting comfortably, waiting to hear all about @angermanagement's own dizzy Blonde moment! Hot chocolate and a cookie please OB.
  • WOHOOOO! Finland won the match against Austria, next opponent will be Latvia - Finland, but that's not until on tuesday :D
  • Well, at least I can redeem myself by saying I got 100% on a Geography test I did last Friday;D
  • E-Star strolls in after a nice couple of days of and spending some lovely time with Hubby. Also haven't been feeling very up and up. But today was a much better day!

    Kimmie, hahahaha, you always make me laugh with your stories, but this one takes the cake! Sorry, I haven't got a sister, but with my two brothers and the rest of the family I have enough drama, so nahhh not so fond of the idea of another family member. Sometimes it feels like Hubby and me are the only ones that are happy with our lives and we are the only sain ones in our families LOL.

    @angermamagement LOL thanks for sharing that, funny! And great job on your geography test!

    @Lisko good going Finland! Good luck with the other Opponents!
  • OB sorry Mumsie gave you such a scare, you are so kind to take care of her. Can I have a bowl of crispy ears and a SunUpper? Thanks!
  • *slips in quietly next to E*
    OB I'll have what she's having:)
  • Hay kathy! [[[hugggss]]] enjoying the weekend? Any plans?
  • ((((( E*)))) had breakfast with my daughter..just chilling and flinging:)
  • Yeah me as well, on the couch catching up on some PMs and going to watch some telly with hubby! Back later!
  • Ok enjoy:) ((((( hugs)))) I'll b lurkin'
  • Mumsie enjoyed that @AngerM - I believe sisters are like that! All my brothers agree with you!
    Hi girls - OB I'll have what they're having! Flirking!
  • Hunnybunny staggers in. OB water please. Any chair will do. Need to take off the heels. Anywhere I can creep out and have a fag? Thanks OB, I know the smoking habit is awful.
    Hunnybunny with OBs help, slips out of the terrifying high heels, into comfy slippers, and is lead to the smoking area.
    But why the stagger, the high heels, too much make up, the new handbag? This is not the slovenly, dressing gown clad hunnybunny that BP patrons have come to know.
    Out down the bay with friends, early start on the wine, meal, more wine, laughing, crying, more wine. More laughing. Good night out.
    Aaaaahhhh, that's better :-)
  • *poofs to patio.., @Hunnybunny you got a light? I've misplaced my matches..
  • Sorry i didn't recognize you right away..you look very nice sounds like you had a fun day
    *taps @Hunnybunny on shoulder..'ooh dear '* slowly recline hunny's chair..places throw over her*
    OB can i get a match please..need a smoke..
  • @Kathy not asleep yet. Lights Kathy's cigarette. What you drinking?
  • @Kathy the other night you lit candles for me to see me to bed. I was honoured. The first time the candles were lit for hunnybunny.
    Now, if I can be so bold, I'd like to do my first "poof"
    Up the stairs, to bed.
    Enjoy your smoke
    Goodnight all
  • *grants @Hunnybunny poofing power*
    Good night sweetie..sweet dreams,:)
  • *lights sweet smeling apple cinnamon candles for @Hunnybunny dreamwalk*
    Sleep tight:)((( hugs))
  • Hey everyone :)
  • Hi everyone

    Hi @firebombbird. Whats New today?
  • HaPpY MoThERs DaY!!!!

    Thought I'd pop in real quick after our early Mother's Day celebrations to give a quick update!
    @mvnla2 and @e-star I completely understand your not wanting to take on my sister twofer, seems no one is gunna bite!! BUT I will say I indeed ummm did you say gently @mvnla2? Yeah ehhh not my style to go gently after having spent time RECAPTURING ESCAPEE SLIMY SNAILS!!!! I told my sister exactly what she'd done and what I HAD to do because of it and was gratified by the extremely red face and sputtering said sister displayed after I told her what happened!! She has promised in future to make POSITIVELY SURE the mulch bin lid is firmly, securely, even Tightly shut from here on out!!!

    My bro in law made breakfast and BBQ today for my Moms Mother's Day celebration and was it ever yummy!! So having gotten an apology and promise from my sister, having a fab meal nay 2 meals made by the other half of the twofer, I hereby rescind the request? selling? Buying? Or otherwise getting rid of request for my sister!! All is well again in the household!!! :)
  • Oh, and hey lurkers:)
  • Happy Mother's Day everyone! OB I have a vase of tulips I cut from my garden, if it's OK with you I will put them on the bar for everyone to enjoy!
    @kimmie as usual I enjoyed the latest installment of "Kimmie's Snail Tails" - hopefully your sis will remember the lid next time! I look forward to the next chapter, where hopefully you will once more get the upper hand on the slimy beasts.
    Good morning @angermanagement, or good afternoon I should say.
    OB could I get some coffee please? Thank you :)
  • Morning (Afternoon) @karen68;) What you working on Angry Birds-wise:)
  • @angermanagement I've gone back to AB Original to improve some scores. I'm having fun with it, I haven't played some of those levels in about 2 years. Thinking I might go back to ABSpace though, I've dropped below average on a few levels. What about you?
  • @AngerManagement please don't encourage Karen68 into Seasons. I have enough competition with you and Burbman without the awesome Karen68 beating all my scores, although she's probably way ahead anyway :-)
  • @AngerManagement just checked Seasons leader board: Karen 19, me 73, Burbman 86. Embarrassed to give your placing. Catch us if you can!!!
  • Aw shucks @hunnybunny I'm blushing! Thank you for the kind words. I have no plans to revisit Seasons for awhile, at least until the next update. It is my favourite of all the AB games though. OB whatever Hunnybunny wants, it's on me :)
  • @Karen68 I only play Seasons, came late to AB. But just love it. OB, my usual please. Thanks Karen
  • Hi @all! - I'm not feeling so good at the moment. When I woke up today I had a really sore throat and now I've got a terrible flu and fever. This really isn't what I wanted for mothers day...Now my hubby's got a sore throat too so he'll probably get the same disease.
  • Yeah, @hunnybunny, I'm 800 and something, I'll be higher soon though, see ya'll soon:D
  • @Lisko - sorry to hear that - hope it doesn't last long.
    Hi @Karen68 - we hardly ever see each other! The tulips are gorgeous! Mother's Day in the UK was in March but I can enjoy our US friends day too!
    Hi @hunnybunny & @Angermanagement
    Played golf again today - in rain!! Have a horrible feeling that the three warm, dry sunny days last week may have been our summer?
  • @Mumsie - Yep, I really hope so too. Little Monster had fever wednesday, but on the next day he was okay, but he didn't get the flu at all only the fever.
  • @Lisko -- Hope you have a nice Mothers' Day, even though you aren't feeling that well. Sounds like lots of pampering by your hubby is in order, especially since he might need some soon.
    Happy Mothers' Day to all mothers on the Nest!
  • @mvnla2 - Yeah, we had a pretty nice day, first we went for a long walk and the we had dinner at my hubby's parents' place. It would've been nicer if I wasn't feeling this bad.
  • Just popping in & out to wish all of my fellow lady flingers a Happy Mother's Day..... enjoy our day ladies
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