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The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 1173
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@rd - at least he isn't sitting on the arm of your chair, iPad in hand, trying to replicate daddy's shots, which continue to go off in random directions because he keeps bumping your shooting arm. If you ask my son, I totally suck at AB!!
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Ohhh good @angryboy lets kick some piggy but *let it rock music turns on*
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And the pigs were only using last night's site upgrade to stall us. "Unless the pigs get their way, it should take no longer than 5 mins" is what it said if you went anywhere but the forums. We were still able to come here and plan an attack, so that was the flaw in their plan.
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ouch *puts lightsaber against the bat* grug....
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Omg srry @angryboy I think this bat has a mind of its own take cover everyone it's acting crazy
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Hello @burbmanChristmastimepagechanger, how are you?
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Haha nice @angryboy nice Star Wars effects lol
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perhaps a laser would be better...
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Blasters and lightsabers ready! * moves cushion in @kathy's booth to hand out more for our patrons to use *
We B a'pig slayin' tonight! ;) -
I am great @tas! About to head out to watch my daughter's first middle school basketball game.
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It must be a vampire bat. I can fix that, don't worry. Now does anyone have some apple juice and glue.
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Yea but I like the big bat could kill 500 pigs with this thing lol
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@kimmiecv, we need all the help we can get... )
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I would love to stay. But the last hour of the night tends to make the children a bit nutty. Time for deep breaths and calming Chi.
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No I ate it and drank it lol (just kidding) *laughs like Han Solo hysterically*
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Wow basketball @burbman! I tried out but I didn't make it.
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A vampire bat?? *suddenly stops laughing and screams like a little girl*
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I always have my random unrealistic survival and disaster© kit with me. I'll deal with the bat. @angryboy have my lightchainsaw instead of that light saber... but make sure you give it back.
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OK, Ripsy, you'll miss all the fun. * hands @Ripsy 2-lbs pork chops for dinner *
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My email is messed up
.says i have 14 and i have none..in inbox strange ..gonna go fling..see ya all in a bit..I'll be lurking if ya need me;) OB sunupper to go please ;) -
@tas - keep at it, you never know what might happen. Kids mature and grow at different times, sometimes the great atheletes become awkward klutzes and vice versa.
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Ohhh lol lol a chainsaw look out pigs looks like we gonna make bacon outta u mmmm
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@burbman you'll need something too... have some sardine cans. Also here's coupons for more of them.
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Darn i keep missing page change!!!
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Aww *frowns* ok @angryboy got it no more whacks got it got it wen does the big BPPPT go into action
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You all are going to have to carry on the fight without me, I am outta here! See ya tomorrow.
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Alright, bat, come get the baseball! *sets baseball on the ground that has a little TNT box in it*
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Here here's a whip @burban u can whip them off lol
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@tas wat r doing lol
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*screams*
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have a good one @burbman
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*holds ears* what's going on in here?
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Keep the sardines @burbman, but don't bring them to your daughter's game, I'm positive someone will be wearing an angry birds shirt with pigs on it. Bye!
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Guys I heard the pigs they got eggs and they r pelting us with eggs RUN!!!! *screams*
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BAM! That bat isn't gonna go crazy again, I turned it back to normal. *puts away random survival kit*
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*uses force and returns the eggs to the birds* alright pigs!!! *uses electrical power to zap them back to pigham*
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Those are fake eggs, if the pigs got eggs at all, they would eat them not throw them.
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Thx @tas I think the pigs were controlling the bat *oww* I got hit with an egg
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Thx @angryboy I think the pigs r at it again
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ooo!!! I need that in my survival kit! *put bat in @grand_jedi_master_angryguy's kit*
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* slashes pigs and saves eggs * Take THAT imperial swine!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
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Nice @brave1966 turn on Star Wars music
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now kids...
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*poofs in opposite side of BP* SORRY! thought it was for anyone *gives bat back*
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@brave oh thank you!!
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Lol lol @brave1966 *laughs hysterically like Han Solo bird rolling on the floor*
Thx @angryboy srry lol eww I'm all covered in yolk gross -
let's get the piggies first, shall we?
* slashes another group of pigs with right hand while doing a backward laser blast to take out a squad behind me * -
nice moves @brave!
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