“Bridge to Navigation – are you sure we landed on the right planet!?”
Listen up Piggies, for this Weekend’s Challenge you’re gonna have to pump some pig iron, because it’s time for the annual Piggy Island MANHUNT!
That’s right, it’s the sizzling hot time of the year where large round pigs magically transform soft blubber into abs of steel as they cosplay as human bodybuilders! I know the poster said “Gym Body” but with all the competition around town, which one of you ladies are going to be impressed with merely keeping the fats in check? You might as well audition to be a Spartan Warrior in Hollywood or something!
And speaking of that 300-spec six pack you can easily build one in Bad Piggies by stacking up diesel engines in a metal frame. And if you want to make him look more manly, there’s always the option of good old American V8s in the chest slots. Remember, it’s not about balance – Pig Engineering is all about overkill! Just be sure to get all those carburetors in sync * and he’ll be rocking some serious firepower on the beach, baby!
* Better get your vacuum gauge and lots of patience ready, for there will be many, many little carburetors!
Now, fitness ain’t about gaining mass – that hard bod is only useful if it can get something done! With all that horsepower & torque pigpower and porque on tap you could easily make your hunk fly, smash buildings or even work some smooth moves like a MMA pro fighter – it’s all up to your imagination (and what’s important in fitness to you) so don’t just take a screenshot of the build page and call it a day!
“I grant thee the power… of FLIGHT!”
Now I know y’all now want to see some bacon in motion but even Scotty has to take a vacation from changing the laws of physics sometime! Why don’t you lend the Pigineering Department a hand and post some glorious physiques (PIG physiques only, mind you!) in the comments below & on my Facepork page?