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About surfcow

* Founding member of ABAA (Angry Birds Addicts Anonymous) ;-) * Father of four; most likely wearing Angry Birds t-shirt right now. * Graduate of Homestead High School, Cupertino, CA (same as Steve Jobs) * Full of bird poop. Doesn't stop me from trying to help others.

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  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-22 Walkthrough Dutch to English translation of post above by @swanz, courtesy of Google: The problem in the case is that no two screens you see at once when completing the scores. So very occasional typo. Thanks for noticing!@swanz - Geen enkel probleem. Dank voor het posten! (No problem at all. Thanks for posting!)
  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-21 Walkthrough Not a strategy Hey everybody, it's Professor Surfcow, and I'm back for another installment of the AB lecture series RED Talks. This week we visit our Viking Pig (VP) friends on level 1-21 where we learn quite a bit about their customs and celebrations. In this scene at a church, we find two VPs inside, about to be married. How do we know this? Both the bride and groom are still smiling. Up on the roof - no, it's not Santa - but a representation of the reality of marriage in VP society. The poor pig on the right is married; he's attached to his ball and chain (in this case, anchor and chain) while the happier pig on the right has recently left his anchor and chain hanging from the edge of the church roof. Finally we notice a large sleigh that has transported members of the wedding party and the ceremonial Big Fish to be used for that wacky Viking Pig ritual called The Fish Schlapping Dance. Now it's time to rain destruction on these hapless VPs and put them out of their misery. Aloha.
  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-17 Walkthrough One more not fake photo, just for you @bernersenn, because I know more about Photoshop than even Adobe. Believe me, I'm really great at Photoshopping. The best. Ever. Aloha.Make Angry Birds Angry Again https://www.angrybirdsnest.com/members/surfcow/album/picture/21694/
  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-17 Walkthrough The Trump Mullet: https://www.angrybirdsnest.com/members/surfcow/album/picture/21692/ I rest my case. Aloha.
  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-17 Walkthrough For your consideration, I present Exhibit A:
  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-17 Walkthrough @bernersenn calls these funky houses Hairy Huts but I like Trump Toupee Teepee Towers a bit better. Plus they're orange. Sad! Aloha.
  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-12 Walkthrough Aloha and apologies to anyone who took time to read the above post. I'm sure you all were thinking, That's real nice, Surfcow, but that wasn't funny. Are you okay? No worries, I'm fine, thanks for asking. In my sleepless stupor, due to working the graveyard shift, I forgot to include the requisite LOL. So here goes: Why did Mrs. Thor throw herself into the pit after losing the hammer? Because she's a Thor loser. Aloha and thanks for reading.
  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-12 Walkthrough This is a fairly entertaining level, with its explosions, icicles and chain reactions. But the best part by far is when Mrs. Thor loses her hammer, slides to the right and then suddenly changes direction, launching herself back up the hill and into the pit of doom. It seems some of the mojo from the original Angry Birds Halloween has somehow seeped into her soul, giving us yet another fun lesson in Angry Birds Physics. Aloha.
  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-9 Walkthrough This level is much like a Chinese Finger Trap puzzle: the harder you try to escape with three stars, the worse your score will be. In a Zen-like moment of semi-consciousness, I came up with the following: close your eyes and be the bird. See the pigs. Fling away. Imagine those stubborn structures tumbling like wooden waterfalls. Picture popping pigs. Good. Now open your eyes, realize you're no where near three stars and then immediately scroll to the well-written strategy offered by @philsey. It's so simple it's almost transcendental. Aloha and be well.
  • Angry Birds Seasons Ragnahog Level 1-9 Walkthrough No, @knichy, don't bother waking up; it's highly overrated. And in this case, it produced one of the funniest comments I've read on here in a long time (or at least until my latest post.) That being said, I'm afraid you've broken one of the double-secret, unwritten rules of ABN comedy: Never, ever make fun of the French. It might be tempting, based on the fact that they were responsible for unleashing the most decadent breakfast pastry ever (yes, the Croissant) but you mustn't bad mouth the French. Unfortunately, my warning may be too late. You've seen Les Miserables. The mob is coming. And they're coming for you @knichy - and they'll all be wearing Scrunchies in their hair. Beware! Aloha.