After sampling the questionable delights of the pork side last weekend, the newly self-appointed leader of the non-existent Golden Island Redevelopment & Eggsploitation Corporation dispatched a wholly ridiculous yet wonderfully amazing mining machine in an attempt to retrieve a golden egg concealed for centuries within an ancient tree.
As expected, pig-built machinery exhibited the usual lack of structural integrity and a single sonic wave from a gong was sufficient to cause the wacky contraption to fall to pieces. It however, had twin pig-driven hamster-derived flywheels for engines and the whole episode is worth watching for that wonderful demonstration of sustainable bacon energy! Check out Episode 3 – The Golden Egg right here.
While Poppy’s gong was highly effective at stopping the piggy mining machine, it appears to have fallen to pieces in Episode 4 – Rock On. What will Stella and her creative friends do to restore their anti-bacon garage band defenses?
Toilet Roll Chassis – Check
Rubber Band Transmission – Check
Manual Labour In Lieu of Actual Engines – Check!
Thunderpigs are GO!