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Hello, My name is Sparty83 and I have a problem.
I am addicted to Angry Birds. I play more than I should. I ignore chores that I need to do so I can play a level “just one more time”. I have ignored others to play Angry Birds. I have “canceled” activities that I once would never think of missing so I can play Angry Birds.
I play Angry Birds on my Android based phone. I have Angry Birds Original, Angry Birds Seasons, Angry Birds Rio, Angry Birds Space, Angry Birds Star Wars and Angry Birds Star Wars 2. I have 3 starred every level. I have gotten the Feather in all levels except for Star Wars and Star Wars 2. (I have a problem, but I am also cheap!)
I play Angry Birds Chrome. I have 3 starred every level. I have gotten the feather in every level.
I play Angry Birds Facebook. I have 3 starred every level. I have gotten feathers in most but not all levels. (Again, I have a problem, but I am also cheap!) I play every week’s tournament. I also played Angry Birds Star Wars on Facebook when it was available. Again, 3 starred all levels.
My wife has a Nook with Angry Birds Original, Angry Birds Seasons and Angry Birds Rio. After she clears a level, I will 3 star it for her. If she gets stuck on a level, she gives it to me to clear for her so she can play the next one. She has since replaced it with an iPad air. Oh the levels I have to finish.
I’m Sure there are others out there like me. We all love this game but it has gone well beyond just a simple guilty pleasure that we would indulge in when “we get time” to being an all out addiction. Constantly checking the leaderboards. Seeing which levels we have fallen Below Average on and playing that level until we get blisters on our fingers from non stop flinging of birds.
And because of this, I have come up with a 9 step process that I plan on working on. (It was supposed to be a 12 step program but those piggies don’t die on their own)
1. We admitted we were powerless over Angry Birds—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
4. Admitted to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
5. Were entirely ready to remove all these defects of character.
6. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
7. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
8. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
9. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to Birdoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Currently I am at Step 1.
Good luck to all and try to remember,
It’s only a game!
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