The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 1215
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  • Mumsie starts driving faster!
  • Thank you @estar on behalf of girlies everywhere ;-D
    JLZ bundles a bunch of confused guys & a half cooked dinner in boot of car & heads further north!!! You'll never catch us @mumsie never LOL!!
  • @e-star Talk about naughty! Was thinking of doing that myself, but didn't want to set a bad precedent.
    @all -- Apologies about what I said about WW-16. Seems I mistook tons of luck for skill. Took me more than a half hour to even duplicate that score.
  • @Mumsie -- @JLZ666 must have known someone would be coming for her one day, she wasn't more specific than Scotland! Good luck finding her, especially since she's on the move.
  • Mumsie arrives in Gretna Green and starts shouting "JLZ666" as loudly as she can. Hoping that she may be just across the border.
  • Oh darn- Mumsie reads @JLZ666 last post - gets back in the car and drives to the A74M - still shouting maniacally out f the window in case the post was a cunning ploy.
  • oh dats ok @karen68 c u la8r i gotta do teachers gifts 2days then im done
  • Well goodness me that was a close shave.
    A young police officer on a motorbike pulled me over and asked what was I doing driving too fast and erratically with my head out of the window shouting.
    I do acknowledge that I may have appeared to be babbling somewhat when I told him I was looking for @JLZ666, a half cooked dinner and a horde of fit kilted young men. He looked puzzled so I calmed down and asked him had he heard of Angry birds - he nodded, so I asked had he ever been into the Bloated Pig. He looked even more puzzled and asked me for my driving licence - I suddenly thought this could go horribly wrong so I told him I was driving up to the Isle of Skye to dump the dead body of my husband, which was in the boot of the car, in the water off the Skye Bridge so that no one would associate me with his murder. He took a few steps back and got his radio out. A few minutes later 4 police cars with blue lights flashing screeched to a halt. The young officer spoke to an older plain clothes officer who then came over to speak to me. He asked me who I was and could he see my driving licence - I told him my name and gave him my licence. He took it - looked at it and asked me to open the boot. This I did with an air of puzzlement - it was obviously empty - and asked him why. He said that the young officer had said that I refused to give him my name or show him my licence and that I had then told the officer that I had the dead body of my husband in the boot and I was going to dispose of said body of the Skye bridge. I laughed good naturedly and said "I suppose he also told you I was driving too fast and erratically with my head out of the window shouting!" he smiled and said well yes he did. He then closed my boot, gave me back my licence and wished me a safe journey home.
    I decided, as @JLZ666 was probably miles away by now, to turn the car round and go home to my lovely husband who is alive and well and wondering where on earth I am!
  • @mumsie -- Great story -- Do you have the truffle-shuffle badge yet? If not, we should nominate you.
    @surfcow -- Watch out! You've got competition.
  • And @mumsie wins the prize for the most demented response to Kimmies man today!!! ROFLMAO!!! Ohhh deary dear!!*wipes away more tears* are you ok mumsie? Poor you! I actually saw the police cars screaming down the other side of the motorway & wondered where they were going! You were so close to catching me! Well I guess I can go back home now which is just as well as the....*ohh quiet down in the back!!* sorry as the car now smells of garlic & the whimpering is starting to get on my nerves! Ok boys...homeward bound :-D
  • *sneaks in back door* Hmmmm what's in the name 'o' the wee ole man is going on here
    Policemen in kilts
    OB Sunnupper please quickly..
  • Awww @kathy:) the wee old man has certainly had a lot to raise his eyebrows at today LOL!! I don't think the policemen were in kilts!?! But it's good to see where your mind was going Haaaa! Well if Santa can get away with wearing it then........
  • Well then..sounds like it was a very eventful a afternoon
  • No not really @kathy same old same old ;-D
  • Roflmao same old same old...oooh yeah typical for patrons to have men with kilts stashed in the boot..racing down the highway with another patron chasing then police involved and half cooked dinner
    Yep typical day..lol
  • OB another Sunnupper please..make it strong..really strong..:)
  • Wierd story @mumsie is it true?
  • Just my average day @kathy in fact it's been a bit tame as its Sunday LOL!
  • Lol.. Of course it's true @ theanonymoussomeone @mumsie wouldn't lie..
  • I thought it was a joke.. said the wrong thing didn't I.....
  • HaaHaa! yes @tas as real as a bunch of crazed piggies trying to invade the BP ;-D
  • Mumsie gets out of the car - creaking ever so slightly - walks into the BP sees @JLZ666 and gives her a big (((hug)))!

    OB a double G&T for me and whatever @JLZ666 is drinking.

    OB brings the drinks over at super speed - Mumsie & JLZ clink glasses and collapse in uncontrollable giggles!
  • Mumsie raises her glass to @tas and grins
  • Heeeheee *clink*it's ok @tas no worries:)
  • Awww you made it home safely @mumsie!! Mine's a large red btw:) cheers! That's the most fun I've had with men in my boot for a long time!
  • Sorry,I'll be in & out for a while:( mum's just arrived & need to catch up
  • See ya soon @JLZ666..hopefully:)
    @theanonymoussomeone how was the movie? Sorry if you said earlier i am way behind today..
  • Hey @ice breaker how's things?
  • Hey @penguinlover :) looks like i missed lots of fun today..
  • Whoa!!! Crazed females!!! Wahahahaaaha :D Darn I missed a the fun! Stupid need to sleep!! :/
    Well at least my new boy toy was a hit! So sorry about the police @mumsie but awful quick thinking on your part!! ;D

    Hey @Kathy how's it hangin? Hahahaaaa ;)
    Whatz up @penguin!
  • Ooohhh @KimmieCV your boy toy seemed likethe hit of the day..lol
  • Hey there @kimmie! I've got my sleepy head on but wanted to catch you before I went bye byes:) please don't ask @kathy that!!! I'll have nightmares ;(
  • Mumsie goes out to the garage for her last nicotine top up of the day - opens door with hope in her heart....... But no @JLZ666 has not filled it with men in kilts! Ah well never mind!

    @kimmie sleep is good for you and at least you can catch up with our insanity when you wake up!

    Hi @icebreaker have we met before ?
    Hi @penguinlover

    @kathy budge up and let @icebreaker and me sit down. Thanks
  • Another drink for the road @JLZ666?
  • HaaHaa @mumsie nope they're securely tucked away for the night! FYI I also have a very loud burglar alarm! So no midnight car rides up north ;-D
  • *budged over..plenty of room,..pats seat..sit..:)
    OB fill everyone up:)
  • Hey you crazy loons!! :D
    Awww @JLZ-666 at least you were able to say hi! ;) oooops yeah the visual is Not going away anytime soon!!! LOL
    @Kathy what's not to like about him right!!! I'm training him to speak when spoken to, and if he's naughty he goes straight to the Corner, erm face first!! Wahahahaaaha ;D
  • Sorry @mumsie looks like ,@JLZ666 moved the kilted beauties..
  • @mumsie if you figure out where @JLZ-666 is hiding them and you need help I'm quite sure the others would be More than happy to help out!!! LOL
  • Eeeeeek sorry @mumsie I'll have to pass but thank you:) all that running around today had left me exhausted!! I'm such a lightweight when it comes to staying up late:( it's 11pm & I'm crosseyed!! Ohhh wait what am I saying? Of course you know it's 11pm HaaHaa!!
  • Yes I'm tired too must be all the travelling! Mumsie finishes her drink hugs everyone goodnight and 'poofs' to bed! Zzzzzzzzzz
  • Ohhh I can't believe I have to leave such a happy place with such a beautiful new patron as well........*sigh* give him a hug from JLZ please?........ummm if that's ok @kimmie? LOL!
  • Hahaaa @JLZ-666 I'm So Very Happy to give him a BIG Hug from you!! ;D sleep well and we'll catch up again later!! Enjoy your boy toy as well!! ;D
    @mumsie sleep well!! :)
  • All righty I keep head butting my phone so have to go:(( have a great evening everyone scottie(((hugs))) to you all & I'll see you tomorrowXXX ohhh btw @kimmie keep a close eye out for @karen she may make a move on Your man when you're not looking;)
  • hey @kimmi and @kathy wooo srry busy day 2day had 2 do gifts and cards 4 the teachers how r u guys doing?
  • Ooh ((((( [email protected] @ JLZ666 ))))))) sweet dreams..;)
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