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The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 1215
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Mumsie starts driving faster!
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Mumsie arrives in Gretna Green and starts shouting "JLZ666" as loudly as she can. Hoping that she may be just across the border.
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Oh darn- Mumsie reads @JLZ666 last post - gets back in the car and drives to the A74M - still shouting maniacally out f the window in case the post was a cunning ploy.
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oh dats ok @karen68 c u la8r i gotta do teachers gifts 2days then im done
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Well goodness me that was a close shave.
A young police officer on a motorbike pulled me over and asked what was I doing driving too fast and erratically with my head out of the window shouting.
I do acknowledge that I may have appeared to be babbling somewhat when I told him I was looking for @JLZ666, a half cooked dinner and a horde of fit kilted young men. He looked puzzled so I calmed down and asked him had he heard of Angry birds - he nodded, so I asked had he ever been into the Bloated Pig. He looked even more puzzled and asked me for my driving licence - I suddenly thought this could go horribly wrong so I told him I was driving up to the Isle of Skye to dump the dead body of my husband, which was in the boot of the car, in the water off the Skye Bridge so that no one would associate me with his murder. He took a few steps back and got his radio out. A few minutes later 4 police cars with blue lights flashing screeched to a halt. The young officer spoke to an older plain clothes officer who then came over to speak to me. He asked me who I was and could he see my driving licence - I told him my name and gave him my licence. He took it - looked at it and asked me to open the boot. This I did with an air of puzzlement - it was obviously empty - and asked him why. He said that the young officer had said that I refused to give him my name or show him my licence and that I had then told the officer that I had the dead body of my husband in the boot and I was going to dispose of said body of the Skye bridge. I laughed good naturedly and said "I suppose he also told you I was driving too fast and erratically with my head out of the window shouting!" he smiled and said well yes he did. He then closed my boot, gave me back my licence and wished me a safe journey home.
I decided, as @JLZ666 was probably miles away by now, to turn the car round and go home to my lovely husband who is alive and well and wondering where on earth I am! -
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And @mumsie wins the prize for the most demented response to Kimmies man today!!! ROFLMAO!!! Ohhh deary dear!!*wipes away more tears* are you ok mumsie? Poor you! I actually saw the police cars screaming down the other side of the motorway & wondered where they were going! You were so close to catching me! Well I guess I can go back home now which is just as well as the....*ohh quiet down in the back!!* sorry as the car now smells of garlic & the whimpering is starting to get on my nerves! Ok boys...homeward bound :-D
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*sneaks in back door* Hmmmm what's in the name 'o' the wee ole man is going on here
Policemen in kilts
OB Sunnupper please quickly.. -
Awww @kathy:) the wee old man has certainly had a lot to raise his eyebrows at today LOL!! I don't think the policemen were in kilts!?! But it's good to see where your mind was going Haaaa! Well if Santa can get away with wearing it then........
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Well then..sounds like it was a very eventful a afternoon
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No not really @kathy same old same old ;-D
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Roflmao same old same old...oooh yeah typical for patrons to have men with kilts stashed in the boot..racing down the highway with another patron chasing then police involved and half cooked dinner
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OB another Sunnupper please..make it strong..really strong..:)
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Wierd story @mumsie is it true?
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Just my average day @kathy in fact it's been a bit tame as its Sunday LOL!
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Lol.. Of course it's true @ theanonymoussomeone @mumsie wouldn't lie..
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I thought it was a joke.. said the wrong thing didn't I.....
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HaaHaa! yes @tas as real as a bunch of crazed piggies trying to invade the BP ;-D
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Mumsie raises her glass to @tas and grins
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Heeeheee *clink*it's ok @tas no worries:)
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Awww you made it home safely @mumsie!! Mine's a large red btw:) cheers! That's the most fun I've had with men in my boot for a long time!
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Sorry,I'll be in & out for a while:( mum's just arrived & need to catch up
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See ya soon @JLZ666..hopefully:)
@theanonymoussomeone how was the movie? Sorry if you said earlier i am way behind today.. -
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Hey @ice breaker how's things?
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hi @icebreaker nice 2 meet ya
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Hey @penguinlover :) looks like i missed lots of fun today..
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Ooohhh @KimmieCV your boy toy seemed likethe hit of the day..lol
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Mumsie goes out to the garage for her last nicotine top up of the day - opens door with hope in her heart....... But no @JLZ666 has not filled it with men in kilts! Ah well never mind!
@kimmie sleep is good for you and at least you can catch up with our insanity when you wake up!
Hi @icebreaker have we met before ?
Hi @penguinlover
@kathy budge up and let @icebreaker and me sit down. Thanks
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Another drink for the road @JLZ666?
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HaaHaa @mumsie nope they're securely tucked away for the night! FYI I also have a very loud burglar alarm! So no midnight car rides up north ;-D
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*budged over..plenty of room,..pats seat..sit..:)
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Hey you crazy loons!! :D
Awww @JLZ-666 at least you were able to say hi! ;) oooops yeah the visual is Not going away anytime soon!!! LOL
@Kathy what's not to like about him right!!! I'm training him to speak when spoken to, and if he's naughty he goes straight to the Corner, erm face first!! Wahahahaaaha ;D
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Eeeeeek sorry @mumsie I'll have to pass but thank you:) all that running around today had left me exhausted!! I'm such a lightweight when it comes to staying up late:( it's 11pm & I'm crosseyed!! Ohhh wait what am I saying? Of course you know it's 11pm HaaHaa!!
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Yes I'm tired too must be all the travelling! Mumsie finishes her drink hugs everyone goodnight and 'poofs' to bed! Zzzzzzzzzz
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Ohhh I can't believe I have to leave such a happy place with such a beautiful new patron as well........*sigh* give him a hug from JLZ please?........ummm if that's ok @kimmie? LOL!
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Ooh ((((( [email protected] @ JLZ666 ))))))) sweet dreams..;)
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