Got any jokes about pigs? Page 8
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  • Xano2323Xano2323
    Lard Vader: You have failed me for the last time! ...How do I force choke with no hands?
  • theanonymoussomeonetheanonymoussomeone
    LOL thanks for bringing back the liveliness!
  • LaurenMLaurenM
    Green Eggs and Ham? How about Green Ham and Eggs, instead?
  • theanonymoussomeonetheanonymoussomeone
    Good point!
  • Xano2323Xano2323
    Chuck Solo: This may be a bad time to mention, but I cant see over the dashboard.
  • justadoo444justadoo444
    Anyone wanna do Movie Puns?

    What do you call that last pig you can't pop in Ham 'Em High - in a red Hawaiian shirt?
    Rango.
  • justadoo444justadoo444
    Solve this: Chuck + Pig + Goggles + Blue Overalls with a G on them

    (HINT: Illumination Entertainment)
  • fire bomb birdfire bomb bird
    .
  • justadoo444justadoo444
    Answer: A cross between a Pig and a Despicable Me Minion. Illumination Entertainment is a company who helped create Despicable Me.
  • FlurrtFlurrt
    There's a reason pigs always park in the middle of a road. Their Road Hogs!
  • Xano2323Xano2323
    If an egg falls in a forest...Red rushes in and saves it in a matter of seconds.
  • XanadudeXanadude
    How do you know when a pig is deep in thought?


    You can smell the bacon frying.
  • XanadudeXanadude
    How do you keep a pig busy for hours?

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  • Xano2323Xano2323
    Lol good one! @Xanadude !

  • Harrystar6Harrystar6
    What do Pigs most want of all in their garden?

    An EGG Plant.
  • fire bomb birdfire bomb bird
    And what do birds want to eat most ?
    HAMburger
    Like the green toucan bird said : "burger king" when pulled on the sling shot
  • Xano2323Xano2323
    Lard Vader: Luke, I am your father!

    Red: ...Line!

    Director: No!

    Red: Oh right! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • justadoo444justadoo444
    Pigs are so dumb, they...

    1. Try to throw birds off a cliff
    2. Trip over cordless phones
    3. Cannot guess which way an elevator is going if you give them 2 chances
    4. Fall off a cliff when they read a state map
    5. Think "In A Pickle" is a good thing

    If you have more, post 'em!

    Edit: Jokes 1 through 3 are found in the Angry Birds Side-Splitting, Rib-Tickling Joke Book found Here: http://www.rovio.com/UserFiles/Rovio Spring 2013 Books catalog.pdf
  • theanonymoussomeonetheanonymoussomeone
    6. It would take them 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • theanonymoussomeonetheanonymoussomeone
  • Xano2323Xano2323
    8. They add TNT to their vehicles for no apparent reason.
  • fire bomb birdfire bomb bird
    Because the pigs thought the TNT would kill the birds when it hits, but actually the TNT kills them :D
  • justadoo444justadoo444
  • theanonymoussomeonetheanonymoussomeone
    18 They mine diamond with a wooden pick.
  • fire bomb birdfire bomb bird
    Funny pig joke: Open Red Mighty Feather 1-1 and kill the first two pig, let the third pig takes the egg and watch the fun thing happens XD
  • iPuffleiPuffle
    19. Hard to believe they can hold their breath forever (Pig Dipper), but they still die as easily.
  • fire bomb birdfire bomb bird
    But they can't hold their breath in Piglantis
  • iPuffleiPuffle
    Exactly. @firebombbird
  • iPuffleiPuffle
    @firebombbird Exactly.
  • iPuffleiPuffle
    Whoops, double post.
  • SeasonsKingSeasonsKing
    Where do the pigs keep their food at? A piggy bank!
  • theanonymoussomeonetheanonymoussomeone
    .
  • theanonymoussomeonetheanonymoussomeone
    @fbb thanks for the info! Now I know it's impossible to lose F-1.
  • mvnla2mvnla2
    @theanonymoussomeone -- Guess you missed the discussion in the BP about the use of "no offense." You owe @SeasonsKing an apology. His joke was at least as funny as many on here.
  • kingpiggy087kingpiggy087
    20. They use cinder blocks to have a pillow fight
  • XanadudeXanadude
    Why do pigs build their houses with blocks of TNT?

    Because they were told it was dy-no-mite! (Think back to the '70's for that one)
  • Xano2323Xano2323
    21. The pigs in Egg's day out are completely oblivious to the fact that Red and one of the eggs are right in front of them.
  • Harrystar6Harrystar6
    What happened to the pig who went to court?
    He got charged with EGG theft!
  • theanonymoussomeonetheanonymoussomeone
    Watch this guys.
  • SadBirdSadBird
    Why is a Pig a bad comedian?
    Because it's a Boar.
  • danimario9danimario9
    How to troll a pig -

    Display computer screen: "Watch out, there's an egg behind you."
    Right when the pig turns around, display: "Oops, it went behind this screen."
    When the pig gets beind the computer: "That was close! It's on your head."
    Several minutes later:




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    You just got trolled by Chuck-a-doodle-doo!

    Pig quits with rage face.
  • justadoo444justadoo444
    @danimario9 Chuck-a-Doodle-Doo? XD. Niiiice one.
  • justadoo444justadoo444
    T'was a pig who wanted a pet,
    A decision of Bird was set.
    But the pig got ol' Bubbles,
    Who ended his troubles
    By inflating his house to the size of a Jet!
  • justadoo444justadoo444
    Is this thread "dead"?
  • Les ToreadorsLes Toreadors
    Even pigs like bacon, that's a fact
    - Baconery
  • DH KimDH Kim
    I always say "Why did the pig cross the road? // Because the road won't come to it."
  • Les ToreadorsLes Toreadors
    If objects with huge mass create their own gravitational field, wouldn't Fat Pig cause massive tectonic events as he goes from door to door asking for cake?
  • AnnifridAnnifrid
    Obi-Wan Kenobi bird: That's no moon. It's a space station.
    Han Solo bird: It's too PIG to be a space station!!

    (OK, not really about pigs, but when I saw the first comment on this page I just couldn't help myself.)
  • Les ToreadorsLes Toreadors
    lol @Annifrid!

    Here's another.

    When one pig asks another to "GET TO DA CHOPPER!"

    The other becomes Pork Chop.
  • justadoo444justadoo444
    I've pushed this thread to the new forum!

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