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A fat pig fart almost drowned out the noise of NASA counting down to send Neil Armstrong to the moon, and it was a silent but deadly from billions of light years away.
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Random fat pig saying #3: never race a toilet roll, it'll always beat you.
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Random fat pig saying #8: one day technology will allow us to live forever. But today is not that day.
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punk rock bird-*goes up to a pig*
pig-*face-palm* oh no, not him again
punk rock bird-hey! what's shaken' bacon?
pig- the same as 2 minutes ago -
The piggies are always fail to get the birds eggs. Why don't you try the Dinosaur eggs (More bigger eggs and more bigger . . . )
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@BirdsWarrior : Or Quail Eggs. The those birds are way smaller then the pigs and doubt they'd put up much of a fight.
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LOL, but they would probably still fail to get them
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king pig: did you know raw eggs are dangerous to eat?
small pig: yes
king pig: how did you know?
small pig: a little birdie told me
King pig: *turns around* what did you just say......... -
Lol nice one @angryboy
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Balloons balloons pigs in balloons pigs are so easy to kill just like balloons!
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Why do the pigs even bother with the eggs anymore? It's like trying to get three stars.
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Lol so true pigs need to really work on thier acts they can't even walk
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LOL!!! so true
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What plans will pigs come up with? Pig sauce and green paint!
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nice one!
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Thanks @angryboy
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Wow @BBinMiami I luv ur Annoying Orange episode idea even though I hate annoying orange lol dats funny and dats me with the Shut up lol
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If a pig falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
1) I don't care. Either way he'll die.
2) I sure don't like to HEAR pig sounds.
3) Does it make a sound in a jungle?
4) Well, I doubt he won't be stalked by Terence in the first place.
5) Only one way to find out. Time to play Danger Above!
Take your pick! -
Nice one @BBinMiami :)
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Pupu
Idiot
Gumpi
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Tell me why Helmet Pig has a helmet.
HE'S HIDING SOMETHING PERHAPS? -
He's hiding his shame.
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He is hiding his secret bump
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Thanks @angryboy
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I am telling you something that WAS really secret: King Pig has a girlfriend. And he's organizing dinners with her with an excuse of "gathering new stuff".
Rovio didn't even knew this either! -
Pigs are so dumb they can't fly planes!
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@harrystar6 I love ur new avatar
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LOL @harry! so true
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This commercial was paid for by pigs. Lost of pigs.
"Look at what Mitt REDmey would do to the middle class Piggies. He would order twice as many birds to pop pigs and turn them into bacon. And he would less Millionaire birds spend less dollars of slingshot taxes. If Mitt Redmey became president, this nation of green would collapse uncontrollably. Would you want that to happen? I didn't think so. But if you voted for me, I would make millionaire birds pay a little more and middle class pigs pay a little less, and pigs and birds can live a happier life by simply letting us having their eggs (King Pig's orders). Simple as that! You in?
"I'm BOARack Obama, And I approve this message." -
Lol but Id like wen politics r mentioned but dats creative
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What makes pigs so stupid?
THEIR STUPIDNESS. -
Darth Vader pig needs two other pigs below him so he can feel tall.
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LOL Good one @dorito!
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@dorito nicceeeee!
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Once time was the sow that ate very many hamp.It was usual pork but the hamp broken it's brane and pig gotten chase eggs.some stupid...maybe...
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Nice one @dorito :)
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A pig once stole an egg and hid in some metal.He did not need a petal,for the metal moved by itself.He was safe from the birds.Lighting hit,and now that pig is known as bacon.
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Lol nice one @Nigel33 :)
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Poor bacon.......
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thanks @Harrystar6.
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That's ok anytime
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@BBinMiami
This commercial was paid for by birds.Lots of birds.
"Look at what BOARack Obama would do!He would order twice as many pigs to steal
the birds eggs.He would also order millonare pigs to spend more money on vehicles to steal our eggs!."
I'm Mitt REDmey,and I approve this message. -
Pig logic: use bad contraptions.
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Darth Vader Pig: Luke, I am your father!
Luke Skywalker Bird: ???...we're not even the same species!!! -
Chuck: It's your turn to guard the eggs.
Red: No way! It's still your turn!
Chuck: It's been my turn for eight hours! Will you ever give me a break?
Red: Sure, when pigs fly!
*Freckles flies overhead*
Chuck: Did you just see that?!
Red: See what?
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LOL! nice @dorito
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