Got any jokes about pigs?
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if you have any pig jokes, please list them below
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350 Comments
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i think green piggies are joke/funny enough :-)
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LOL, good point, pigs are so dumb, they cant even have the normal pig colors
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... yes the piggies with beard are lovely :-)
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LOL, true
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those pigs are so dumb, they had to put rope around the pigs so they dont get lost, 1 minute later a piggie got lost about 10 miles away from the rest
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yesssss the dumb piggies :-)
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unrealalisticly fast
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It would be nice if ROVIO add a new App for Future. Angry Piggies. A conversely game. Shot Piggies with slingshot and killing birds :-)
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maybe, it would be hard working for the pigs though
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... no i don`t think so. They stink and are overweigth ---> No chance for the birdies :-)
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LOL, good point, there so fat, they cant even see what the're eating
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If the piggies eat to much birdies they get a bird flu :-)
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LOLLOLLOLLOL, so true
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so we will call it the PIG BIRD INFLUENZA :-)
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nice! space pigs are so dumb, they dont even know how to breath in space
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... Yes they need a capsule to breath and the only Thing they find to eat is Popcorn. Soooo dumb :-)
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not sure how they even get popcorn in space
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and who seeds the corns inspace? :-)
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the real question is, how did they get it up there and it doesn't die
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@angryboy
This is quite understandable ----> A Space Farmer :-) -
LOL, probably
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he brought his animals too, the cow jumped over the moon and went back to earth while the pigs were way to stupid to 'jump' over the moon
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Yes they dont Jump they Roll to the moon. Aaaaah we are sooooo crazy :-)
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but they fell off the moon, LOL there so dumb they cant even do gravity correctly
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yes you're right.
...i only saw Popcorn right now. And i hope in the further Update that ROVIO adds a Cinema and Coke for the piggies than they have fine :-) -
yea...
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@angryboy
Does anyone know how piggies smell in Space? Stink they? -
dont think you can smell in space, probably because the pigs broke the smell of TOO stinkyness
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:-)
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I have a pig poem:
There once was a pig with a 'stache,
He dreamed of eggs as cash.
So when he went to get some,
There were three birds. not one!
And now...He's known as trash. -
LOL, nice!
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Yesssss that could be :-)
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there once was a pig with a crown
eating grass always made him down
while finding an egg
the birds never begged
for the pig was kicked out of town
not a very good poem was it
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Why is the fat pig so big because he ate something big lol
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A long time ago a king pig was sitting on a wall and fell off and lost his crown!
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not bad....
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Thanks!
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Does anyone see fat mum of this biggies??
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LOL, i didn't
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Who is faster fat pig or toilet roll?
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Hint there going down a hill lol!
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@harrystar6 No they go to toilett behind the Popcorn Machine :-)
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@ccjolly who will win the race fat pig or toilet roll
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I think the toilette Roll :-)
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toilette roll
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It's the toilet roll
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King pig is so dumb he can't if the birds eggs are real! ;)
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those pigs are so small, it takes 10 of them just the open a door
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Why did the pig cross the road?
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Because There was an egg on the other side!
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