The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 2044
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  • Destruction you can depend upon! Plus it's easier to line up.

    Good start for a page changer.
  • @fenikus It probably does all equal out, but I couldn't get above 112k with it. Egg only damaged the tip of the raft, and even the crane falling on it rarely broke it in half. Also, the increased matilda bounce distance lessened the damage to the crane's superstructure.

    Wow, you must have super-marmosets. I never saw one get near the boat. Egging right by the crate split the raft in half and killed my left one every time. If I missed and egged the big marmoset's head, sometimes leftie would flail around and recover when the raft split, but that's as weird as it got for me.
  • @Rat I'll get you a T-shirt saying that if you'll record your attempts to explain what it means to everyone who asks.
  • @Kelani I suppose, other than here in the nest, that is a weird statement. It makes me sound like a mercenary for hire. Let's skip the t-shirt. One size doesn't fit all anyway.
  • Btw @Kelani. You may be fixating on the word tip too hard. The basic strat is easy because there is no angle on the shot. Line up horizontally. Not a few pixels up or down. Not a 1 degree angle. Just flat! Then activate so that the bird flies just over the end of the upper platform. This will cause the egg to hit somewhere on the left tip of the raft. Or the left edge. Or slightly in from the edge. The important things to look for is flat line up and barely clear the platform. Forget about the edge. Rewrite my strat to say how many millimeters in from the tip to shoot if it makes you feel better. You won't hurt my feelings. I sure hope this helps and clarifies this for you. You're the wordsmith. If I can use one word instead of two, one it is.
  • @Rat Maybe not, but it'd still be fun to hear you try to explain it around town.

    - I'm an EOD specialist
    - I take out life's frustrations on cheaply-made furniture.
    - I'm president of our local dirt-track wrecking ball racing league
    - what do you mean "get out of my china shop?"
    - "Well you see, there's these birds..."

    re tip: I did fire flat, and just aimed generally over that bag at the front of the boat. All I could get was killing the marmoset, getting the boxes and dislodging the barrel directly underneath.
  • jeeezzzz and they say women are chatterboxes !! 2 1/2 pages !! really I'll never get caught up! !
    not even gonna try. .
    Pa your leaving the River? :( well i guess that leaves me and @kelani to bring up the rear..
    Anyhoo OB I'll have one of those new Marmoset Killers please while i going to fling and try to read backlog a little anyway
    I see e-star popped in and jlz666 :) sorry i missed you all. . was alate day ; (
  • I tried a few shots on BR-11 and scored a top five score of 127k+ by shooting just on the right side of the bag. Crane and even White Bird came back and hit the raft. But what am I telling you for, your the top score guy. Great score @Kelani. Do you remember what your score after the first shot was?
  • I was typing and flinging when you came in @Ma. Glad you made it.
  • @Kathy Shh.. we only do that when ladies aren't watching. . Yep, we still have a ways to go down the 'ol river. :)

    I'm gonna go for now. 'night all.

    edit: @Rat I think it was around 57k. Actually, the reason I tried the alt strategy was it gave 57k more often. So i wanted to see where it led. Your 1st shot does the same thing, I guess I just never got all the pieces to happen at the same time.
  • just a quick pop in I gotta showa. but I'll be back
  • lol @Kelani I promise i won't tell anyone that hadn't already been here to see hee hee
    yep I'll see ya on the river after
  • . o O you're leaving the river to shower, @Kathy ? Don't let the environmentalists hear you say that. :)
  • @mvnla2 I hope your back feel better; )
  • @rat that "sisters" idea is actually pretty good and gives me some cool ideas. Maybe I'll end up using it!
  • I want 5% of the back end @ABS(?). ha ha Glad to help.
  • ohh I'm back. just lurking and flinging gotta get some points so I'm concentrating; )
  • same here. I finally pass Klara, get 12k points and still got passed up by 2 more people. I'm definitely flung out for the day. gl @Kathy
  • your doing great @kelani! ! tomorrow is another flingin'day :)
    we'll get em' nightly night. .
  • level #19 !!! arghhhhh..
  • Hello @AngryBirdsSpaceMaster, @TomPuss, and @JLZ666, sorry I missed you!

    @Kelani, @rat9 and @fenikus - you guys can stop flinging now in BR. @Kathy and I need to catch up, and you're waaay ahead of us! Have mercy on our flinging fingers!
  • @rat9, in #11, do you remember how many points you got after flinging BB? I'd like to know when I should reset, so that I don't have to fling that fat, stingy-with-her-egg *@&!+ white bird until really necessary!
  • @Kathy you have the best score of all BP in #19.You're even 5 above Rat! Congrats! :)

    @SweetP I have 7 levels to go before I can stop. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere fast. Lotsa competition. I passed 3 people today, then got passed by 3 different people :)

    ok really this time, night 'all
  • @SweetP in case he's flinging, we both got around 57k max. I reset anything under 52k
  • *places fflashlight in kimmiecv special safe*
    night all happy almost Friday. .
    oohh and that's a chance for a one bird in #19
    nightly night
  • Thanks @Kelani, now I know what to shoot for. Night-night!

    Nighty-night to you, too @Kathy. Sweet dreams and happy Friday tomorrow.
  • Good Morning @Estar. I know this is a holiday laden time of year for you Dutch, so I hope you have the day off. Why you ask? Because it's your birthday silly.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY (((hugs))) & kisses
  • Good night @all
  • IT'S BEEN SO LONG!

    Sorry I couldn't be here. I've been filled to the brim with homework lately and I am so happy to be back!

    A weird thing that happened to me on ABGO!: It ois making me wait over 4000 hours to get back energy for my characters. Weird right?

    I haven't conquered all just yet, but I am getting there (okay, not really.) I'll keep you updated on stuff.

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe......

    Should I install Angry birds, as in, any of the other games? I won't have any progress from my old games.....
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
  • I love your banner @mumsie, very pretty!
  • well goodness me that is really quite tiny! Must actually ask E* for some lessons but I so wanted to surprise her - Happy Birthday my friend - hope you have the day off work today and can have a really relaxing fun day!
  • Thank you @SweetP - BTW isn't it silly o'clock where you are???
  • Oh noooo - E* I lost your birthday cake! Its on the banner!!
  • Awww thank you @mister Rat, how'd ya know?? Who gave in??? And a hugs and kisses from the so-he-keeps-telling-us-but-we-aint-believing-it grumpy oll man!! Best present you could have given!

    @sweetp thank you very much voor those wonderful flowers, cake and banner!
    @tas thank you!
    @mumsie love the banner, even if it's small... Will have to take a closer look later on. Guess you and sweetp could split the difference in the images hahahaha... I will sneak in later and edit the coding ;) On the iPad and must run out for my second session of pins and needles... Will be back later, but wanted to pop in and thank you all for the wonderful things and remembering my bday! Ow and yes...

    I am off from work today, I know @mister rat with all these holidays in May one should think they made mine one too, but they didn't... So it is a good thing I never work on Friday's :D

    Okay mist dash... Byeeeee
  • Yes, it's a little past midnight here @Mumsie! But, I'm working on some things and have to chat with @burpie while he's at work. No problem though, because I'm a night owl, staying up while hubby is working, then fall asleep when he gets home.
  • HaPpY BiRtHdAy @e-star!!!!
    I hope after the awful early rise to "play with needles" you have a Fab weekend of unending celebration, you More than deserve it!!! The world is a better place because your in it, in fact the Stars shine brighter because of our very own special STAR!
    Love you lots!!!
    Big fat Italian Kisses coming your way!!!!
    Mwaaaah ❌⭕❌⭕❤❤❤❤
  • Oh for the love of........seriously?! Noooooooooo :((((( *sob* you frikkin idiot :(
    The numpty returns :(
    I'll be back but until then just click on the bloody thing
  • I'm pretty sure @estar is peeing herself laughing at our mess already!
  • Oh noooz, @JLZ's account was hacked!
    >Do you recognise my face? Yep indeedy I'm you're beaver!
    This is both poetic and deeply disturbing :D
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