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The Bloated Pig - A Place for Weary Flingers Page 2018
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Shucks! I was going to finish off the last of the following page @Kathy. I had started it, made half the comments and was going to close it. But you put an emoticon on the last comment and blocked me. I was going to be quiet on this page.
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Good morning, all.
@Rat9, the difference is just 140k points but it may as well be 6 million. In Cosmic Crystals you have 8 top scores and all of your scores are in the top-8. It's a miracle that I can keep up with you there... there's no way I can deliver that kind of performance across the board! But I promise to put up a good fight if/ when we get some more Space levels! -
Hi @Burpie. Ha ha... I included the difference on Pig Dipper level 15 just to make it look impossible to catch me. I look at Cosmic Crystals a little differently than you. I've got all my scores in the top eight and eight 1st places and yet I'm still in 2nd place behind you. How am I suppose to catch you? It's all in how you look at things. Half full, half empty? But I do enjoy the challenge. I've thrown a few at S-19 since I got back. It seems the only times I'm able to make the finish shot are on the 94's, 95's, and 96's. When I've got the goods to make a new high, I never can get the finishing shot. I must be psyching myself out. Here we are complaining we can't get that elusive 100k when most flingers would kill for our mistakes. Again, just in how you look at it.
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Well exccccuuuuuse meeeeeee! I just noticed you busted the elusive 100k on S-19 @Burpie. Way to go!! Nothing left to be nervous about now.
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@Rat9 Yep, have fun!
@AngryBirdsSpaceMaster I found your app in the store - congrats!
Unfortunately I couldn't download it; It requires iOS 7 and my original iPad can't upgrade beyond iOS 5. -
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Ohh sorry Good Morning everyone:)
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Thanks @burpie is probably not available yet for android then cuz that's what i searched also
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@Kathy No, it's not available for android (yet?).
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Oh ty @burpie :)
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@Karen68 -- GGGL-2 collapsed sometimes, on some devices. Will have to take a look.
@AngryBirdsSpaceMaster -- Congrats on the much anticipated release! Sorry it's free though. Downloaded and run. I have an iPad, so it does work on iPad. Didn't listen to the sound yet, 'cause hubby listening to records. -
@Burpie -- Don't worry, I think William Wright is an alias.
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Hmm -- I wonder if ABSM will stop complaining about how soon updates are coming in AB now that he has released an app with "Updates coming soon"? Wonder how long it will take for the first "Where is the next update?" to reach him.
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@mvnla2 About as long as it takes the first user to realize "Hey! I don't like that feature!"
@Mumsie 'tis a pity you missed out on cake. I have access to a caterer who tends to prepare 20% over the actual order amount, so if you want, I can have them ship you all their leftover wedding desserts :)
@rat9 I stopped keeping track of age ranges once I graduated from that sexy 18-25 category. I'm 38 at the moment. -
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@SeasonsKing have you downloaded it? Or anyone ?
@Kelani I also thought you were a bit older
Lol @mvnla2 we small see hee hee
Pa I still can't get it:( whine -
@Kathy -- I downloaded the Reasons App onto my iPad, and ran it. Works fine. Too bad that it's free. I guess ABSM will have to make another one to get his college fund funded.
@Rat -- My age is not a national secret, it's just classified, which means no one without a need to know is told, including people with a secret clearance. The main reason it's classified is it takes me too much time to calculate and recalculate to make sure the unbelievable answer is correct. BTW -- I don't have a clearance, so I guess that means I'm not supposed to know either. : D -
@mvnla2 maybe he got paid from apple?
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@Kathy Apple charges an annual fee of $0 to $99 for the privilege of developing apps and then they skim 30% off of your revenue.
I couldn't see if Reasons has ads in it... or if it offers IAPs. But without those possible forms of income, @AngryBirdsSpaceMaster will never see a dime (and he may be in the hole for the developer fee.) -
@Rat9
> I've been married almost 38 years. 37 years next month.
My previous relationship felt like it lasted 10 years but it was actually just 3 ;-) -
Awww poor absm I think he thought he was gonna Make money":(
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@Burpie "TWINS?"
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@Rat9 Ha ha!
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@kathy @rat9 Yeah, I hear that a lot. I spent a lot of time hanging out with the elderly as a kid, and got along great with them, so maybe I'm catching premature curmudgeon syndrome. The funny thing is, up until my stubble started going gray 3 years ago, I'd still get carded for spray paint.
Nothing about me is a state secret, personally anyway. I'll answer pretty much anything anyone asks me; usually at length. :)
>My previous relationship felt like it lasted 10 years but it was actually just 3
@burpie - Same here. In fact, she might be the real reason for those gray hairs.
I just saw our dual nomination from @karen68 That was really nice of her. I do wonder, though. At the end, she said "Thank you, Ladies!" I really hope that was to @sunshine and @mumsie42 and not to us :) A female burpie is just wrong on many levels. :) -
I warned you about that girlish name @Kelani. ha ha
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@Burpie What score did you have after shot three on S-19? Wow! 101k+? Awesome!!!!
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@Kelani, was that a sly little advertisement for votes?
Great thinking!
Regarding my name, Burpie is short for my email handle of iburpalot. So that explains that. My favourite time sink before Angry Birds was answering camera and photography questions on Yahoo Answers. There, for all 4,206 answers, I was known as "OMG, I ♥ PONIES!!1". You have no idea how hard it was to get taken seriously. -
@Burpie -- I didn't see any adds or IAPs. Maybe Apple will charge him $0 because this is his first app, or maybe ABSMs parents will foot the bill.
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@Rat, I don't remember but probably around 65k. I've gotten up to 70k after shot 3 (with 2 pigs left) but always flubbed shot 4. I reset anything lower than 60k.
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@mvnla2, then it sounds like Apple or ABSM goofed. I can't wait to hear the story after ABSM returns from his camping trip.
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You guys managed to get it before it was supposed to be out! The official release is tomorrow... So lucky you, you got Pack 2 free. We removed it from the App Store to fix the IAP's.
First update in a week or two with the theme song added.
Second update in a bout a month with a new server-based pack for weekly comics plus a preview of Pack 3.
Third update in two months with Pack 3 plus a preview of Pack 4. -
@AngryBirdsSpaceMaster will it be available for android?
Oh and Congratulations! ! OB let the celebration begin. .free food and drink on the house in hope of our very own ABSM app developer:) -
We have NO idea when Android will be out. But there will be an Android version eventually.
Also, Windows 8.1 will be here in about a week with a bonus comic plus a couple extra features. -
@TomPuss I'm BIGOLDGUY. My super power is the ability to get things off the top shelf without a step stool. My weakness is banging my head on low door jams and car roofs.
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Also, @burpie, William Wright is the guy who put together the code and stuff for my app. We're really good friends and in many classes together. However, if you REALLy want to know my name, check the Credits section of my app.
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Also, as I'm reading through all of the comments about the app, Pack 2 was supposed to be a dollar. Apple released the app WITHOUT US while we were camping so we weren't able to activate the IAP system. It'll be there tomorrow. Also, because we pulled it from the app store, you guys will have to re-download the fixed version tomorrow if you want to receive updates.
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@TomPuss I'm the new & improved Wolverine
http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/05/02/wolverine_130435226942.jpg
Wait, the new guy gets to be Superman?! :-) -
@AngryBirdsSpaceMaster Thanks for clearing that up. I'll download the Android version when you get around to it. Or an iOS version compatible with version 5... whichever you release first.
Good night! -
Mumsie - fizzes in hopping like mad! Yup I think energiser bunny just about describes me! I only wish I could achieve all I set out to do!
Now lets see... @mlvna2 - yes I baked the cake for hubby's niece's wedding - 3 tiers - 12” fruit cake, 9” sponge cake and 6” chocolate cake - the fruit cake weighed 11lb 2oz !!! The cakes were what the bride wanted but I think they'll end up mopping up spills with the fruit cake it's going to last them so long - only 40 peeps at the wedding! Their wedding was a modest affair - but absolutely lovely!
@burpie & @kelani I've been married 41 years 3 months & 1 week! It seems like only yesterday then I look in the mirror and realise it was that long ago! So I was married 3 years before @kelani was born! In fact I have two children older than him - feeling old now so think I'll go to bed! Golf again tomorrow forecast for rain AGAIN! Have to dry off the wet weather gear cos I left it in a damp heap when I came in cos I had to go to see my own Mumsie, then come back and cook dinner then go out to play scrabble (lost! ) nngb @all!!
Oh ps congrats @absm - I won't be able to upload it either cos I'm putting off iOS 7 as long as possible! -
I'm not ignoring anyone. .I just can't catch up. .my crazy sister came over today and my brain is still unratting.. gotta fling. Crazy day.. headache:/
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@Mumsie -- My wedding cake also had a fruitcake layer, but it was the smallest, and cut up in tiny pieces, wrapped in special paper, and given to each guest to put under their pillow while they slept. Wasn't supposed to be eaten for a year. Maybe that was when you were supposed to sleep on it? Don't remember the details. I think if you weren't married, you were supposed to dream of you future spouse. Can't remember what you would dream of if you were married.
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Night Ma.
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@mvlna2 - all 3 tiers of my wedding cake were fruit! Anyone who was there or who had sent us a present got a small piece in a cute little box (with Wedding Cake printed on the outside!) it was suggested that you could sleep with it under your pillow if you wanted to dream of your future spouse but you could do it the day you received the cake. As was the tradition then, the top tier was kept to be the christening cake at my daughters' christening! I don't eat fruit cake but apparently it was lovely!
Yes it is 04:30 here but I keep waking up - maybe it's excitement at the thought of playing golf in the rain- so I've made a cup of tea and am going to have an early try at today's Challenge or try to beat level 532 in Candy Crush!
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